指揮部 我是艾恩斯上尉 Command, this is Captain Irons.
310方位發現不明空中現象靠近中 I got a visual on a UAP in close, bearing 310.
收到 艾恩斯 我們在雷達上什麼都沒看到 Roger, Irons. We don't see anything on the scope.
我從沒見過這樣移動的東西 I've never seen anything maneuver like that.
它正朝位於內陸的公園飛去 Turning inland towards the park.
雷達上仍未顯示 敵我識別系統顯示我們被屏蔽了嗎 Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
沒有 對方速度太快了 Negative, that's moving too fast.
請求開火 Permission to engage now.
不許開火並撤退 艾恩斯 Disengage and back off, Irons.
重複 不許開火 Repeat, do not engage.
請回復 Acknowledge.
不行 我需要靠得再近一些偵察 No Can do. I need a closer look.
芥末太多了 我還以為我們是朋友呢 Too much mustard. I thought we were friends.
我們的確是朋友啊 We are friends.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我對他用的芥末有點多 I hit him with a little too much mustard.
是啊 你以為呢 Yeah, you think?
真希望我也能讓他這樣笑 I wish I could make him laugh like that.
有什麼辦法呢 父子情深 What can I say? Daddy's boy.
要博他歡心 就要假裝很疼的樣子 Key to his heart is fake pain.
過來 查理 快來 Come here, Charlie. Come on.
沒事的 親愛的 It's okay, honey.
沒事 沒事 It's okay. It's okay.
給 陪著查理 打911 Here, stay with Charlie and call 911.
傑克 不要走 Jack, come on, stop.
- 你幹什麼 - 到最近的城鎮開車要一個小時 - What are you doing? - The nearest town's an hour away.
我不去救人 還有誰會去呢 If I don't try to help, who will?
- 沒事的 我馬上就回來 - 好吧 你去吧 - It's okay, I'll be right back.Okay. - Okay, go, go.
沒錯 可能只是煙花 Yeah, it's probably just fireworks.
天啊 抱歉 God. I'm sorry.
你還好嗎 抱歉 我剛才沒看到你 嘿 You okay? Sorry, I didn't see you. Hey.
你沒事吧 You all right?
嘿 你叫什麼名字 老兄 Hey. What's your name, buddy?
艾恩斯 Irons.
什麼 What?
肖恩·艾恩斯上尉 美國空軍 Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force.
就你一個人嗎 出了什麼事 Are you alone? What happened?
不 我們撞了機 No, we had a collision.
撞機 Collision?
撞到了什麼 With what?
你確定沒事嗎 Are you sure you're okay?
- 那是... - 不明空中現象 - Is that a... - UAP.
- 什麼 - 不明空中現象 - What? Unidentified - Aerial Phenomenon.
你們不說「不明飛行物」嗎 UFO wasn't working for you guys?
我等了很久才有機會 近距離看到這樣的東西 I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close.
這項技術將改變一切 This technology's gonna change everything.
嘿 有東西在動 Hey, there's something moving.
星球分析進行中 Analyzing planet.
守衛者被拒 Guardian denied.
守衛者接受 Guardian accepted.
配對進行中 Pairing.
自毀程序啟動 Self-destruct initiated.
當心 Watch it!
過來 Come here.
星球分析進行中 Analyzing planet.
警示 滅絕風險：15%
尚未有人聲稱負責 No One has claimed responsibility
有關今晚十五名在校女生被綁架英勇獲救一事 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
但有目擊者報告 But eyewitnesses report
又一次目擊了被稱為守衛者的英雄 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard.
創建守衛者服裝
犯罪率實際上在下降 Crime rate is actually going down.
總體犯罪率下降了4% Overall crime has dropped four percent.
任務完成 200-996
嗨 爸爸 我們玩接球吧 Hey, Daddy! Come play catch with me.
聽著 對不起 下週再玩 行嗎 Look, I'm sorry. How about next week?
我受不了 傑克 I can't do this anymore, Jack.
查理 我們依然是一家人 Charlie, we're still a family.
突發新聞 又一起潛在的守衛者目擊事件 In breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
守衛者使用的是外星技術 The Guard is using alien technology.
熱力學和物理定律甚至都不適用 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply.
我可以找到那個力量源 但我需要資源 And I can find the power source, but I need resources.
看著你 阿爾貢工業公司的首席執行官 安塞爾·阿爾貢 Looking at you, Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Industries.
秘 密 總 部
守衛者
你惹了不該惹的超級英雄 You messed with the wrong superhero.
壞蛋 你最好祈禱吧 Bad guy, you better say your prayers.
- 查理 - 守衛者要踢你的屁股了 - Charlie? - Guard's gonna kick your butt.
查理 Charlie!
十年後
上前來 You're up.
核...不 The nuc... No.
好吧 我要講的不是這些能源 Well, my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources,
而是一種新能源 it's actually about a new one,
它剛好就是 which happens to be
世界上最棒的英雄 守衛者 the world's greatest hero, The Guard.
- 不 - 查理 這跟能源有什麼關係 - No. - Charlie, how is this relevant?
人人都在談論守衛者 Everybody's talking about how The Guard
阻止了印度的那場核災難 對嗎 stopped that nuclear meltdown in India, right?
或是他拯救了台灣的那些孩子 Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan,
還有阻止了巴西的那次飛機墜毀 or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil.
但沒人談論他是如何做到的 But nobody's talking about how he did it.
他擁有某種新能源 He's got some kind of new energy source,
但不是這些裏的任何一種 and it's not any of these...
嘿 我找對了地方嗎 Hey. Am I at the right place?
你一定就是瑪雅·夢露吧 You must be Maya Monroe?
同學們 這是剛剛從土耳其轉學來的同學 Class, this is our new transfer student from Turkey,
所以請不要嘲笑她古怪的習俗... so please do not mock any strange customs that she...
她過去常來這裏 She used to go here.
懶得管你了 Whatever.
夢露小姐 請坐吧 Miss Monroe, take a seat.
查理 你繼續 Charlie, you can continue, and please
請回到我們的主題上來 bring this back to the subject at hand.
- 什麼 - 我不知道 - What? - I don't know.
- 終於 - 你知道嗎 - Finally. - You know what?
那是我聽過的最蠢的事 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
明天考試 Test tomorrow.
伯傑 伯傑 伯傑 Berger! Berger! Berger!
- 我爸媽真現眼 - 伯傑 - My parents are so embarrassing. - Berger! Berger!
至少你爸來了 At least your dad shows up.
我爸永遠都是在參加IT會議 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference.
- 看 - 嘿 - Look. - Hey.
- 莉齊和瑪雅 - 九點鐘方向 - Lizzie with Maya. - Nine o'clock.
所以我讀小學時的閨蜜 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up
在環遊世界多年之後 after, like, years of traveling the world.
剛剛又現身了{r}
好讓人羨慕啊 So jealous.
- 你玩什麼 - 我不玩那些社交媒體 - What's your at? - I'm not on social media.
什麼 What?
好吧 那你的興趣是什麼 Okay. Well, what are your interests?
撬鎖 挪威死亡重金屬音樂 Um, lock picking, Norwegian Death Metal
我還可以蒙著眼拆卸 M4步槍 and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded.
好的 Okay.
你邀請了莉齊去舞會嗎 You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
還沒有 Not yet.
女生喜歡你最後時刻出擊 Women like it when you leave things till the last minute.
- 你從那兒聽來的 - 喲 伯傑... - Where'd you hear that? - Yo! Berger...
媽媽讓我把小風扇拿給你 給 Mom wanted me to bring you your fan, so, here.
拿著 Take it.
你有沒有想過你叫他伯傑 You ever think about how you call him Berger,
可伯傑也是你的姓啊 but that's your last name, too?
所以我才叫巨無霸 因為 That's why I go as Big Mac, because, uh,
- 我是最美味的那個 - 好吧 - I'm the tastiest Berger. - Okay.
客隊 11分{r}
哇 真是一場完敗 Wow, this is a real blowout.
主場 0分{r}
上吧 福雷斯特 Let's go, Forrest.
查理·金凱德 Charlie Kincaid.
教練 我想你剛才不小心 Uh, Coach? I think you, um,
說了我的名字和姓氏 accidentally said my first and last name?
你上場吧 我們需要個左撇子 You're in. We need a lefty.
天啊 他個頭真大 Man, that's a big kid.
那是誰 Who is that?
福雷斯特·迪爾 That's Forrest Deal.
他們叫他「紅杉」 They call him "The Sequoia."
要投球的是查理·金凱德 Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.
靈巧的金凱德 很有生氣 Crafty Kincaid, look alive.
加油 福雷斯特 上吧 Come on, Forrest! Let's go!
我聽說他連自己爸媽都欺負 I heard he bullies his own parents.
祝你好運 查理 Good luck, Charlie.
我聽說他的凝視如此致命 I heard that his stare is so deadly
他甚至都不能照鏡子 he can't even look himself in the mirror.
上吧 查理 你行的 Let's go, Charlie! You got this.
沒想到這居然是小孩的聯賽 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues.
沒想到中學裏居然讓用類固醇 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school.
- 加油 查理 - 求你對我的朋友手下留情 - Come on, Charlie. - Please don't kill my friend.
行了 上吧 福雷斯特 把它拿下 All right, let's go, Forrest. Crush it.
查理 查理 查理 Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
那會留下傷痕的 That's gonna leave a mark.
- 查理 - 他媽會生氣的 - Charlie. - His mama gonna be mad.
又是這首歌 能不能換... This song again? Can we just change...
不 不能換 No. No, we can't.
而且我們都知道這首歌是經典 Plus we all know this song's a classic.
- 這可沒有人知道 - 哦 天啊 - No one knows that. - Oh, God.
不 好吧 我的車放什麼音樂我說了算 No, okay, well, my car, my music.
- 行了嗎 - 我的生命結束了 - All right? - My life is over.
時速 24英哩 Uh, that's 24.
剛好超速 要抓他們嗎 That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it?
不 他們只是孩子 不要管了 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go.
我討厭小孩 I hate kids.
那怕是我自己的孩子 Even my own.
再見 查理 Bye, Charlie.
又有一則號稱目擊到了... But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of...
什麼 What?
被稱為守衛者的英雄的報告 the hero dubbed The Guard.
警方這一次也沒有發現指紋和其它證據 Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence
只是現場留下的奇怪圖案 這儼然... with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark...
- 嘿 比賽怎麼樣 - 成了守衛者目擊事件的標誌 - Hey. How was the game? - ...of Guard's sightings.
- 又有人目擊到守衛者嗎 - 有 - Another Guard sighting? - Yeah.
守衛者到底是何方神聖 ...what is The Guard exactly?
是獨行俠還是... Is it a lone vigilante or...
嘿 你替爸爸收拾了行李嗎 Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet?
我們都知道他會取消這次旅行的 We both know he's gonna cancel.
- 嘿 嘿 傑克 - 嘿 - Hey! Hey, Jack. - Hey.
我們今晚請來了阿爾貢戰略公司的首席執行官 安塞爾·阿爾貢 Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.
他的生意特別受到了所謂的守衛者的影響 His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard,
後者引領了一個和平的新時代 who has ushered a new era of peace
讓許多國家... leaving many countries to...
是的 我看到了 Yeah, I saw.
貴公司 阿爾貢戰略公司 Your company, Argon Tactical,
最近經營虧損報告 recently reported operating losses
是十三年以來首次出現虧損 所以... for the first time in 13 years, so...
那並非事實 That's not true.
- 我覺得那是 - 不 那絕對不是事實 - I think it is. - No, that's definitely not true.
那就把慶祝活動推到下週 Just push it to next week, the celebration.
傑克 不要這樣 我... Jack, come on, I'm...
- 對不起 - 今天不要這樣對我 - I'm sorry. - Don't do this to me today.
我厭倦了所有這些借口 I am so sick of all these excuses.
- 對不起 這是我的工作 - 好吧 那麼... - I'm sorry.It's my job. - All right, well...
我六點把他送過去 所以你最好在 I'm dropping him off at 6:00, so you better be there.
- 好吧 - 好的 再見 - Okay.Okay. - Yeah, bye.
讓我猜猜 又有「IT會議」是嗎 Let me guess. Another "IT conference"?
改期到下個月嗎 Rescheduling for next month?
不 他今晚很高興就能見到你 No! He's really excited to see you tonight.
我打賭他甚至都不記得我的生日 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday.
他當然記得 Of course, he does.
來吧 去收拾行李吧 Come on, go, go get your bag packed
再洗個澡 and maybe take a shower.
如果守衛者繼續削弱對國防工業的需求 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry
會給你這個行業的公司造成恐慌嗎 will there be panic at companies like yours?
我給...我給你想一個更好的 你本來可以問下面這個問題 I'll... I'll give you a better question that you could have asked.
守衛者完全不受監管... With zero oversight...
要是他那天不順心了會發生什麼 what happens if The Guard has a bad day?
看吧 他在那兒等你呢 Look, he's there waiting for you.
我們為什麼要來 Why are we doing this?
- 嘿 - 行了 - Hey. - All right!
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
他長大了一些 我看得出來 He looks a little older, I can tell.
- 能來這兒他真的很開心 - 很高興來到這裏 - He's really happy about it. - Very happy to be here!
好的 把東西放進去 Okay, you wanna just put that stuff inside
我等下進去找你 好嗎 and I'll meet you in there?
我覺得我有麻煩了 I feel like I'm in trouble. 4
不 不 他今天過得不順心 No, no, no, he had a rough day.
蠟燭在底下 Um, candles are in the bottom.
- 是我最喜歡吃的 - 不要今晚一下都吃光了 - My favorite! - Try not to eat 'em all tonight.
我們盡力 但保證不了 We'll do our best, no promises.
不能永遠這樣下去 傑克 你知道的 是吧 This isn't gonna last forever, Jack, you know that, right?
很快 他就會長大成人... Before we know it, he's gonna be grown up and...
你會求著他給你回電話 you're gonna be begging him to return your calls.
你不用說服我 好嗎 You don't have to convince me. Okay?
我很想多花時間陪陪他 我真的想 I want to spend more time with him, I really do.
可我太忙了 I've just been busy.
有些事比工作更重要 傑克 There are some things that are more important than work, Jack.
- 好嗎 - 我知道 - Okay? - I know.
- 跟他談談 - 好 - Talk to him. - Yeah.
今晚就談 Tonight.
- 我們有段時間見 - 是的 - Been a while. - Yes.
我不喜歡這裏的裝修 I like what you've not done with the place.
我想弄出那種單親爸爸短租房的感覺 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel.
我送你的那個有趣的杯子呢 Where's that funny mug I got you?
它就在這裏的某個地方 Uh, it's around here somewhere.
聽著 查理 抱歉沒去看你的比賽 Listen, Charlie, sorry about the game.
我沒趕上在丹佛的轉機航班 Missed my connecting flight in Denver
而且航班上的無線網絡又壞了 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up.
但我給你準備了點東西 But I got you something.
沒關係 你不用賄賂我 It's okay, you don't have to bribe me.
不 我必須要賄賂你 Yes, I do have to bribe you.
我要...我就是要賄賂你 And I'm gonna be... I'm gonna bribe you.
在這兒等著 Wait right here!
好的 查理 我以前戴的手套 Okay, Charlie. My old mitt.
我一直給你留著 Now, I have been saving this for you,
我覺得現在該給你了 and I think now is the time.
我是左撇子 爸爸 I'm a lefty, Dad.
是啊 沒錯 Oh, yeah. That's right.
對不起 我... Sorry about that, I...
好吧 如果想要什麼都可以如願 Well, if you could have anything,
還有其他東西是你想要的嗎 what else would you want?
我想再去露營一次 I just want to go camping again.
像以前那樣 Like we used to?
好主意啊 好吧 等我的工作一慢下來 That's a great idea. Well, as soon as things slow down at work,
我們就去露營 與此同時... we're gonna do that. In the meantime...
我買了任天堂 Switch遊戲機 I got this Nintendo Switch.
- 我知道你不喜歡賄賂 - 我接受賄賂 - I know you don't like bribes. - I accept bribes.
繼續 繼續 繼續 Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
三 二 一...開始 Three, two, one... go!
本壘打 Home run! Dinger!
現在 吃薄餅囉 And now pizza!
- 準備擊球三 二 一 - 二 一 - We got to do it in three, two, one. - Two, one.
不是吧 Ah, come on.
這個遊戲沒有 HBT嗎 Does this game not have HBT?
- 什麼是 HBT - 就是隱藏球技 - What's an HBT? - You know, Hidden Ball Trick?
你知道的 對吧 You know that one, right?
一壘手假裝把球扔給投手 Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
接著在跑壘員搶跑時 and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first
他拿住球 等在那裏...什麼 and he's right there, then he grabs it with a... What?
- 騙子 - 就能當場讓跑壘員出局... - Hey. Cheater. - And they get him right there...
不 等一下 那是作弊 你是在浪費我所有的... No, no, hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my...
還給我 你害我輸了 看你幹的好事 Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did.
對不起 我接個電話 Sorry. Let me just get this.
好吧 Okay.
快點啊 Hurry up.
嘿 抱歉這通電話講了那麼久 Hey. Sorry that took so long.
讓我猜猜 是工作上的事 Let me guess. Something at work.
是的 是我老闆打來的 我得... Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta...
我想是緊急情況 所以我得... I guess there's an emergency, so I'm gonna have to...
總是有緊急情況 There's always an emergency.
為什麼不像往常一樣 取消今天的這次見面 Why can't you just cancel, like you always do?
查理 聽著 我知道這很糟糕 Charlie, listen, I know this sucks.
我想留在這裏和你一起慶祝 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you.
但是 我得走了 當我說這很重要時 你要相信我 But, I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important.
沒錯 我知道 比我還重要 Yeah, I know. More important than me.
不 我不是那個意思 No, that's not what I'm saying.
是因為媽媽逼你 你才會讓我來的 You only had me over because Mom forced you to.
你就實話實說吧 Just be honest!
你想聽我說實話嗎 You want me to be honest?
是的 我只想聽你說實話 Yeah. That's all I want.
聽著 我最多過幾天就回來了 好嗎 Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days, tops. Okay?
到時候我們坐下來 我用一種 And we're gonna sit down, and I'm gonna explain things
你能理解的方式來給你解釋都發生了什麼 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening.
我的理解力沒問題 Oh, I understand fine.
是你這個爸爸當得不稱職 You're just a crappy dad.
查理... Charlie...
不過 你不能一個人待在這裏 Well, you can't be here by yourself.
我給你媽打電話 她會來接你的 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up.
不 我知道 我知道 Nah, I got it. I got it.
嘿 媽媽 不要生氣 Hey, Mom. Uh, hold on to your hat.
爸爸工作上有急事 你能來接我嗎 Dad has a work emergency, so can you come pick me up?
是的 我知道 很掃興 Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.
好的 Okay.
她十分鐘就能到 She'll be here in ten minutes.
- 你不用等她 - 聽著 我知道 - You don't have to wait. -Listen. I know.
我不是小嬰兒了 爸爸 I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.
那好吧 回頭見 Okay, I'll see you later.
腰包 Fanny pack.
那個你倒是不會忘 Can't forget that.
我愛你 I love you.
幾天後見 I'll see you in a couple days.
你沒掛斷吧 You still there?
我喜歡你叫我「媽媽」 I love it when you call me "Mom".
現在 我們釋放狂暴者吧 Now, let's throw a rager.
是的 釋放狂暴者吧 Yeah, let's throw a rager.
等等 什麼是狂暴者 Wait, what is a rager?
嘿 伯傑 Hey, Berger.
你好 Hi.
該死 Oh, crap.
你們怎麼來了 What are you doing here?
伯傑說可以借你的筆記來準備明天的考試 Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
還有 他說你爸爸拋棄了你 Also, he said your dad abandoned you
你一個人在聽安妮·穆雷的歌 and you're listening to Anne Murray alone.
行了 讓狂暴者躁起來吧 All right, let's get this rager started.
好多了 Much better.
哥們兒 你搞什麼 Dude, what the hell?
女生們喜歡悲傷的故事 Uh, chicks dig sob stories.
你幹嗎帶她們來 Why did you bring 'em here at all?
對不起 我不知道你想要一對一的發洩 I'm sorry, I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
瑪雅不喜歡我 Maya does not like me.
她之前就是因為我才離開這個國家的 She left the country because of me.
如果那是真的 她現在就不會在這裏了 If that were true, she wouldn't be here right now.
深吸一口氣 Take a deep breath in.
現在把氣呼到你的手上 And now breathe into your hands
告訴我你的口氣怎麼樣 and tell me how your breath smells.
- 挺好的 - 好的 - It's good. - Okay.
現在 去開口請瑪雅參加舞會 Now, use some of that sweet, sweet breath and ask Maya to the dance.
不 No.
你們想喝含糖的飲料嗎 Do you ladies want a sugary beverage?
帶路 Lead the way.
我愛你 爸爸 查理四歲生日
等等 明天是你的生日嗎 Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow?
你還記得我的生日嗎 You remember my birthday?
不 這張照片上寫著 No, it's on the photo.
好吧 Cool. Cool.
我不喜歡小題大做 I don't like to make a big deal.
但生日總令我失望 I always find birthdays disappointing.
跟離婚的爸媽一起過生日最爛了 Birthdays with divorced parents suck.
可不是嘛 我爸總是送在機場隨便買的禮物 Tell me about it. My dad is the king of thoughtless airport gifts.
你知道我家有多少屁股形狀的枕頭嗎 Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home?
我想那些是頸枕 I think those are neck pillows.
只有兩把叉子 There's only two forks?
難不成他爸是連環殺手 What is this guy, a serial killer?
我想... I want to, um...
說清楚 ...address the...
不知道你是否還記得五年級時的事 I don't know if you remember fifth grade?
是啊 五年級時發生了什麼事 Yeah, what happened in fifth grade?
我對自己的所作所為感到非常抱歉 I feel really bad about what I did.
我不知道... And I don't, um, know...
怎麼說呢 ...how to say this.
- 但是... - 怎麼回事 - But... - What's happening?
我正要敞開心扉 What's happening is I'm trying to open up.
- 不 是說你身後 - 這就是我想說的 - No, like, behind you. - That's what I'm trying to say.
- 伯傑 - 莉齊 - Berger? - Lizzie?
我動了那些球 它就打開了 我不能... I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't...
沒關係 我明白了 It's okay, I understand.
你爸是個怪胎 Your dad's a freak.
哇 Whoa.
等一下 小心 小心 Wait. Careful, careful.
- 怎麼把它打開 - 我們需要密碼 - How do we open it? - We need a code.
這就像玩密室逃生 房間仔細找找 看看有沒有線索 This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues.
是數字的 It's numerical.
所以排除了童年時的寵物 出生地 So that rules out childhood pets, birthplace.
你爸媽的結婚週年紀念日是那天 When's your parents' anniversary?
他們離婚了 They're divorced.
那你爸的生日呢 How about your dad's birthday?
11月18日 November 18th.
或者... Or...
- 更有可能是所愛之人的生日 - 什麼都沒有 - Better yet, the birthday of a loved one. - Nothing.
嘿 提前祝你生日快樂 Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.
0-4-0-7-0-8 0-4-0-7-0-8.
- 你好啊 - 哇 - Hello. - Whoa.
看起來像電梯 Looks like an elevator.
什麼 上樓用的嗎 What, to go upstairs?
這就有點懶了 不是嗎 That's kinda lazy, isn't it?
為什麼只有一個按鈕 Why is there only one button?
請不要碰... Please don't touch...
我的腸子都飄起來了 My guts are floating.
- 我們往下走了多遠 - 很遠 - How far down did we go? - Far.
好吧...我沒事 Yeah... I'm okay.
哇 這裏好大啊 Whoa, this place is big.
總部啟動 Headquarters activating.
來吧 Come on.
我們在地下多深的地方 How far down are we?
這太酷了 This is so tight.
酷都不足以形容 This is beyond tight.
是最酷的才對 This is the tightest.
看那個 Look at that.
來吧 夥計們 往這邊 Come on, guys, over here.
哇 這是什麼 Whoa, what's this?
好吧 他是怎麼造出這個地方的 Okay, how could he have built this?
這裏距離地面得有一百多公里吧 We're, like, a hundred miles underground.
歡迎 Welcome.
任務進行中 Mission in progress.
「當前位置 新西蘭」 "Current location: New Zealand."
那裏很遠 That's far away.
任務檔案 Mission archive.
巴西飛機失事 Plane crash in Brazil.
印度的核事故 Nuclear meltdown in India.
那起事故的新聞報道鋪天蓋地 That was all over the news!
日本海嘯 Tsunami in Japan.
帝國大廈裏的那件事 The thing in the Empire State Building.
這些都是守衛者的任務 These are all The Guard's missions.
我們現在在守衛者的秘密總部 We're in The Guard's secret headquarters.
在你爸爸的房子下面 Which is under your dad's house.
你明白這意味著什麼嗎 Do you realize what this means?
意味著我爸 It means my dad
為守衛者工作 works for The Guard.
- 不 - 老兄 - No. - Dude.
這意味著你爸就是守衛者 It means your dad is The Guard.
什麼 What?
不 No.
我爸不是守衛者 守衛者是有史以來最厲害的英雄 My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
我爸連辣雞翅都吃不了 Okay. My dad can't handle hot wings.
我見過他沒穿衣服的樣子 Yeah. I've seen him without his shirt on.
他幾乎不會游泳 He can barely swim.
- 好吧 - 我爸不是守衛者 - Okay. - My dad is not The Guard.
有人在否認 Somebody's in denial.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
守衛者戴腰包嗎 Does The Guard wear a fanny pack?
阿爾貢戰略公司
又斷了 信號屏蔽器太強了 Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong.
再試一次 模擬它的信號源 Run it again. Simulate its origin.
這就辦 On it.
艾恩斯 尋找守衛者信號源的事進行得怎麼樣了 So, Irons, where do we stand on finding The Guard's source?
我們會找到的 好嗎 不要急 我們只是還需要些時間 We'll find it, all right? Relax. We just need more time.
時間 Time?
你有過時間 都好幾年了 You've had time. You've had years.
這事最後只有兩種結果 好嗎 Sooner or later, it becomes binary, okay?
找得到或是找不到 You either found it or you haven't.
而你還沒有找到 所以我不想繼續找下去了 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug.
你要開除我 You're firing me?
我不只是解雇你 Oh, I'm not just firing you.
不 不 我要解雇所有人 No, no, I'm firing everybody.
我要開除那個人 開除他 她 I'm firing that guy, firing him, her.
她還行 他不錯 She's all right, he's cool.
我知道那天晚上發生了什麼 I know what happened that night.
而且我知道為了證明那是真的 我已經失去了一切 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real.
- 我的信譽 我的事業 - 我的錢 - My credibility,my career. - My money.
因為我問問題 我自己的國家想要毀掉我 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions.
你覺得這是為什麼 Why do you think that is?
聽著 我喜歡那個故事 Listen, I love that story.
不明飛行物 樹林 偷了那個球的壞人 The uniform, the woods, the bad man who stole the orb,
你臉上的傷是怎麼來的 how you got your little boo-boo.
我都知道 但跟別人去講吧 I get it. Tell it to someone else.
只要守衛者犯錯 我們就能找到源頭 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake, we'll find the Source.
如果說關於守衛者我知道什麼 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard
那就是他不會犯錯 it's he doesn't make mistakes.
行了 你們要在這周結束前 把這裏關掉 All right, you got till the end of the week to shut this down.
正在打印 Printing in progress.
很酷的激光 Wow. Cool lasers.
13 號逃生艙面板完成 Escape hatch panel number 13 complete.
看啊 它在自建 Look, it's building itself.
來自太空的3D打印機 Some kind of 3D printer from space.
讓它打一張假身份證 Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.
它能打印小甜甜布蘭妮嗎 Can it print Britney Spears?
難道她經歷的還不夠嗎 Hasn't she been through enough?
不能打印人 Can't print people.
看起來只有幾樣東西可選 Looks like only a few things to choose from.
瑪雅 我覺得你按錯了按鈕 Uh, Maya, I think you pressed the wrong button.
是的 緊急關閉 Yeah. Emergency shutoff.
- 這是個壞主意 - 來 試試這個按鈕 - This is a bad idea. - Uh, here, try this button.
正在轉移 Transferring to charging station.
材料不錯 Nice material.
這是什麼 Oh, what's this?
看起來像一根魔杖 Looks like a magic wand.
哇 Whoa.
看起來不錯 赫敏 Looking good, Hermione.
這不是魔杖 而是磁鐵棒 It's not a magic wand, it's a magnet wand.
什麼 What?
這是個HUD It's a HUD.
- 一個什麼 - 一個平視顯示器 - A what? - A heads-up display.
我想知道這個按鈕有什麼作用 I wonder what this button does?
幫我 伯傑 伯傑 這不是背包 Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack!
- 等等 我來了 - 關掉它 - Hold on, I'm coming! - Turn it off!
- 拉我下去 瑪雅 - 好吧 等一下 我抓... - Pull me down, Maya! - Okay, hang on, hang on, I got...
- 哇 - 莉齊 小心 - Whoa! - Lizzie, careful!
- 你還好嗎 - 還好 - You okay? - That was awesome.
- 難以置信 - 你們還好嗎 - That was crazy. - You guys okay?
正在瞄準 Target applying.
糟糕... Oh, shh...
哦 天啊 瑪雅 Oh, my God, Maya!
- 我殺了瑪雅 - 你殺了瑪雅 - I killed Maya. - You killed Maya.
- 我殺了瑪雅 - 你殺了瑪雅 - I killed Maya. - You killed Maya!
她沒事 你沒事 She's okay. You're okay.
剛才太棒了 That was awesome.
縮小以適應尺寸 Shrink to fit.
- 既時尚又實用 - 各位 看看這個 - Stylish and functional. - Guys, check this out!
他的頭呢 Where's his head?
我是DJ伯傑 無頭刺客的現場直播 It's DJ Berger, the headless assassin comin' at you live!
伯傑 Berger?
大傢伙 看這裏 Guys! Guys! Look over here.
我今天看起來不錯 Ooh, I look good today.
怎樣做到的 How?
太奇妙了 It's amazing!
你把頭放進一個神奇的傳送門 You put your head through one magic portal thingy
它會從另一個那兒冒出來 and it comes out the other.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
那是什麼 Ooh, what's that?
G車到位 準備執行任務 G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission.
酷斃了 This is sick.
你還覺得你爸是守衛者的管家嗎 You still think your dad's The Guard's butler?
世界第二好的老爸
致爸爸 愛你的查理
呃... Uh...
你還好嗎 You okay?
什麼 是的 我... What? Yeah, I, um...
我正準備離開這裏 I'm just ready to get outta here.
是啊 因為看起來你打壞了什麼東西 Right, 'cause it kinda looks like you broke something.
是的 我想我不瞭解自己的能量 Yeah, I guess I don't know my own strength.
嘿 既然現在就我們兩個 Hey. Now that we're alone,
我只是想告訴你 我一直在接收你的信號... I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal...
- 還有... - 什麼 - And... - What?
是的 我很想和你一起去舞會 Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you.
哎呀 Aww.
感謝你在最後 Thank you for the completely random
才漫不經心提出的邀請 伯傑 and utterly last-minute offer, Berger.
真心感謝你 Truly.
但是 我已經有約會對象了 But, I already have a date.
- 是誰 - 年紀比我大 更合我的口味 - Who? - An older guy, more my speed.
你對我來說太年輕了 You're a little young for me.
可我們兩個同齡啊 But we're the same age.
各位 我們要把所有東西放回原位 Guys, we gotta put everything back where we found it.
不能讓人知道我們來過這兒 Nobody can know we were in here.
反正我們明天還有測驗 You know we have that test tomorrow, anyway.
那門課太簡單了 That class was so easy.
真希望我能替你考試 I wish I could take it for you.
關於這件事... About that...
我有個瘋狂的想法 I kind of have a crazy idea.
一項秘密任務 A covert mission.
但是 我們需要借用一些小工具 But, we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets.
你們有五分鐘時間完成測試 You have five minutes to complete this test.
測驗進行中
不許用手機 No phones.
能源測驗
作弊的人將受到懲罰 Cheaters will be prosecuted.
「瑪雅」 "Maya."
太簡單了 No problem.
準備好砍掉紅杉了嗎 You ready to chop down the Sequoia?
什麼 What the hell?
有信號 很強
守衛者信號受阻 We got a hit. It's strong.
夏威夷 艾恩斯 你們看到了嗎 Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?
- 太棒了 - 她甚至沒有注意到 - That was awesome. - She didn't even notice.
對不起 伯傑先生 Excuse me, Mister Berger.
你放進儲物櫃裏的那個東西是什麼 What was that thing you put in your locker?
這是我為美術課製作的雕塑 It was a sculpture I made for art class.
我會盯著你的 伯傑 I got my eyes on you, Berger.
- 測驗很有挑戰性 謝謝 - 不用客氣 - Very challenging test, thank you. - Anytime.
- 嘿 教練 - 在呢 - Hey, Coach? - Yeah.
讓我上場 Put me in.
你確定嗎 You sure about that?
現在要投球的是查理·金凱德 Now to pitch is Charlie Kincaid
一振 Strike one!
球速很快啊 That was pretty fast.
這條是生命線 This is the lifeline.
力量加大 Power increased.
查理 Charlie.
探測到了一陣短暫強烈的信號 We got a strong flash signal.
就像單身媽媽一樣強 Like single-mom strong.
有可能就是它 This could be it.
這條是事業線 This is the prosperity line.
二振 Strike two!
這就是那條讓我知道 And this is the, uh, line that tells me
你還沒有舞伴的線 that you don't have a date to the dance.
最大力量 Maximum strength.
你想和我一起去嗎 Do you wanna go with me?
- 行啊 - 太好了 - I guess. - Yeah, cool.
太快了 Now that's fast.
你被三振出局了 Strike three. You're out.
- 副駕駛座歸我 - 你欠我一隻新手套 - Shotgun! - You owe me a new glove!
接下來幹什麼 What's next?
- 你是個非常棒的司機 - 謝謝 - You're an excellent driver! - Thanks!
探測到守衛者信號
守衛者在做甜甜圈嗎 Is The Guard doing donuts?
盯住他 Stay on him.
守衛者信號弱
突發新聞 又一起潛在的守衛者目擊事件 And in breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
當地官員... Local officials...
170英哩 108!
抓到個現行 Oh! We got a live one!
開警燈 Light 'em up!
調度中心 我們正在追擊可疑車輛 Dispatch, we got a 10-80 in progress.
看上去像打了類固醇的嬉皮士麵包車 Looks like a hippie van on steroids.
那是警笛聲嗎 Are those police sirens?
查理 查理 快加速 Charlie? Charlie, I need you to gas it right now!
我不能被捕 我以後還要讀醫學院呢 I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school!
該施展你的駕車躲避技術了 Time for some evasive driving.
人生只一世 YOLO!
嘿 嬉皮怪物卡車 靠邊停車 Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over!
我們追啊 Let's dance!
讓路啊 白癡 Get outta the road, you idiots.
查理 開快點 Charlie, drive faster!
警察還在後面追 They're still there!
這可是戰術車輛 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features.
大家試試這些開關 All of them, guys, try all of them!
自動機槍 導彈 Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
干擾器啟動 Discombobulator on.
干擾器關閉 Discombobulator off.
信號滿格 It's a full-blown surge.
正在鎖定 Lockin' on.
發射煙霧彈 Engaging smoke screen.
- 那是煙嗎 - 是煙霧彈 - Is that smoke? - It's smoke bombs.
我不能靠近煙 我有哮喘 I can't be near smoke, I have asthma.
把窗關上 Roll up the window!
那是什麼 炭疽煙霧嗎 What is that, anthrax?
給我一些 Let me have some.
我們還有什麼武器 What else do we have here?
隨便試試什麼 想想辦法 Come on try something. Figure something out.
- 磁脈衝啟動 - 磁鐵啟動 - Magnetic pulse activated. - Magnet activated.
哇 Whoa.
連接已建立 Connection established.
激活磁鐵 快停車 Magnets bonded. Stop!
車開得漂亮 金凱德 Nice driving, Kincaid!
是的 我玩馬裏奧卡丁車的水平 可不是蓋的 Yeah, I play Mario Kart at a very high level!
信號阻斷器關閉
- 信號沒有阻斷 - 是的 找到他了 - It's unblocked. - Yep, there he is. Got him!
行了 拉起地圖 All right, pull up the map.
他一定是犯了錯 He must've made a mistake.
沒錯 他犯錯了 Hell yeah, he did.
告訴團隊 我們來任務了 Tell the team we're mission go.
位置確定
找到他了 We got him.
開車也沒那麼難嘛 Driving's not that hard.
你們先下去吧 我馬上就來 You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec.
好的 不要太久 Okay. Don't be too long.
嘿 查理 對不起 Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,
事情比我們想的要複雜 things are more complicated than we thought.
所以 這次行程不得不延長幾天 So, I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days
但我下週就能見到你了 but I will see you the following week
祝你生日快樂 我真的... and happy birthday. I really...
嘿 瑪雅 走遠點 Hey, Maya, go long.
- 我接住了 - 不 - I got it! - Oh, no!
各位 它好像沒電了 Guys, I think it's dead!
莉齊 Lizzie!
沒事了 Okay.
太不可思議了 That was amazing.
我要上樓去打個電話 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call.
- 不敢相信... - 我在想... - I can't believe... - So I was thinking...
抱歉 你先說 Sorry, you go first.
那我就說了 I was just gonna say it.
那一定很奇怪吧 It must be weird, huh?
知道你爸爸有科幻般的男人的洞穴 Knowing your dad has, like, a sci-fi man cave.
是的 是很奇怪 謝謝你的提問 Yeah, it is weird. Thanks for asking.
感覺好像我們彼此甚至都不認識 It's like we don't even know each other.
我之前還以為他在「天才吧」上班 I thought he worked at a "Genius Bar".
他以為我的慣用手是右手 And he thought I was a righty.
好吧 有件事我可沒忘 Well, I didn't forget.
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
你把它修好了 You fixed it?
謝謝 Thanks.
保持隊形 Formation.
他們叫你什麼 What do they call you?
- 威斯康星 - 我是夏威夷 - Wisconsin. - I'm Hawaii.
你好啊 Aloha.
噓 Shh.
噢 Oh.
所有人保持警惕 好嗎 Everyone on alert here, okay?
沒錯 要小心 這裏可能是弗萊迪·克魯格的家 Yeah, careful, this could be Freddy Krueger's house.
看到有什麼安保措施嗎 You seeing any security?
不 我看到有防禦 No, I see defenses.
只不過他們這會兒好像手裏沒拿槍 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment.
信號是從裏面傳來的 Signal's comin' from inside.
上 Move.
- 安全 - 安全 - Clear. - Clear.
味道不錯 Smells good.
感覺就像闖進了一家陶器穀倉商店 Feels like we're breakinginto a Pottery Barn.
- 我們要偷什麼 艾恩斯 - 等看到了 你們就知道了 - What are we stealing, Irons? - You'll know when you see it.
這盞燈我也有 Oh. I have this lamp.
我明白他不能公開自己秘密身份的原因 I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity.
可是... But...
他為什麼不能告訴我呢 Why couldn't he tell me?
我有那麼不靠譜嗎 Am I that untrustable?
你五年級時確實不靠譜 Certainly weren't in the fifth grade.
所以你確實記得 So you do remember.
我怎麼會忘呢 How could I forget?
羅比·費爾南德斯的生日派對 Robbie Fernandez's birthday party.
你和我差點就接吻了 You and I almost kiss.
可你慫了 你還跟大家說我有口臭 You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath.
那不是真的 你的口氣不臭 It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath.
我知道 因為我的口氣很香 I know, 'cause I have amazing breath,
但你知道從那時起 大家就一直叫我「口臭瑪雅」 對吧 but you do know the nickname "Moldy Mouth Maya" followed me around, right?
你還因為那件事離開了這個國家 And that's why you left the country.
什麼 不 我媽媽被調職了 你這個笨蛋 What? No, my mom got transferred, you dingus.
我探測到從房子下面發出的電磁脈衝 I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house.
我們檢查過了 這裏沒有地下室 We checked. There's no basement.
嘿 你們會想看看他的辦公室的 Hey, you guys are gonna wanna check out his office.
風水極好 還有部秘密電梯 It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator.
很棒 對吧 Sick, right?
我們找對地方了 We are in the right place.
大家好啊 歡迎跟你們的朋友 What's up, guys? Welcome to MTV Cribs
巴裏·伯傑一起觀看《音樂遊戲》 with your boy, Barry Berger.
我現在正在我的秘密總部這裏 And right now I'm in my secret HQ,
這裏很搖滾 一語雙關 which kinda rocks, pun intended.
是莉齊吧 Must be Lizzie?
莉齊什麼時候有了手電筒 When did Lizzie get a flashlight?
出事了 我們離開這裏 來吧 Something's wrong. We gotta move, come on.
當前任務：活動 地點：日本
沒錯 這裏就是魔法發生的地方 And, uh, yeah, this is where the magic happens.
我其實不知道這個房間... I don't really know what this room...
噓 Shh.
好吧 我們得躲起來 有人拿著槍進來了 Okay, we gotta hide. There are people here with guns.
-？ -不是 我覺得他們像准軍事部順竟
黑手黨嗎 The Mafia? Shh!
不是 我覺得他們像是傭兵 No. They look paramilitary to me.
你怎麼知道的 How could you tell?
裝備 我看到了西格紹爾突擊步槍 Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
澤夫龍飛格洛克17 防彈衣 Zev Dragonfly Glock 17, Plate Carriers,
和手榴彈 and grenades.Wow.
我們得找到莉齊並且... We gotta get Lizzie and...
哦 天啊 莉齊 Oh, my God, Lizzie.
大叔
好的 不過 記住到了這兒之後不要大驚小怪的 好嗎 All right. Well, remember not to make a big deal when you get here, okay?
守衛者正在日本出任務 所以... The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So...
看來我們來得不巧 It looks like we just missed him then.
我們帶上這個 然後離開這裏 Let's get this object and get the heck outta here.
看來這裏有人 Looks like we got company.
好吧 不管是誰 都不是守衛者 Well, whoever it is, it's not him.
不過 他們可能在跟我們找同一樣東西 所以... They might be after the same thing we are, though, so...
確保別讓他們搶了先 Let's make sure they don't beat us to it.
我們怎麼辦 What are we gonna do?
我有個主意 我們躲起來直到查理的爸爸 I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad
回來救我們 gets back and saves us.
他要多久才能回來來著 How long is he gone for again?
他說可能要幾天時間 He said he could be a couple of days.
那是兩三天還是十天八天 A couple as in two or a couple as in ten?
因為人體可以存活三天... 'Cause the human body can survive three days... A couple
他說的字面意思是兩天 literally means two.
你們不要這樣 莉齊還在上面呢 我們得救她 Guys, come on, Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her.
怎麼救 想出去只能坐那部電梯 How? The only way out is the elevator.
車庫 那輛露營車就是從那兒出來的 The garage. That's where the camper van came out of.
肯定有出口 對嗎 我們走吧 There must be an exit, right? Let's go.
不管是誰藏在下面 我們用煙把他們逼出來 Whoever's down here, we're gonna smoke 'em out.
你和威斯康星掃蕩外圍 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter.Yeah.
澤西 你和夏威夷去樓上設置信號干擾器 Jersey, you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs.
確保沒人躲在那兒 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there
而且未經我允許 and no one takes as much as a piss
連小便都不行 明白了嗎 without talkin' to me first, you got that?
明白 Copy that.
去吧 Starting now.
這兒的馬桶是日本那種 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet
有傳感器 還會滋水的... motion-sensor things that spray the...
行了 上樓去 Yeah. Get upstairs.
- 收到 - 行動 走吧 - Copy that. - Move. Let's go!
你們都聽到了 行動 You heard him. Let's move.
你到了給我發短信 我出來 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside.
戒備已啟動 Lockdown initiated.
快 Hurry up!
- 五 四 三... - 快跑 - In five, four, three... - Go, go, go.
二 一 ...two, one.
- 你聽到了嗎 - 聽到了 - Did you hear that? - Yeah.
聽我指揮 On me.
回去 Go back.
阿爾貢 我們找到那個地方了 Argon, we found the place.
- 然後呢 - 但遇到了個問題 - And what? - But we got a problem.
什麼問題 Yeah, what is it?
- 你還是盡快過來吧 - 我這就來 - You'll wanna get over here ASAP. - I'm on my way.
能量源被移除 Power source removed.
你躲在那兒呢 Where are you hiding?
預測生成中 Generating predictions.
查理 查理 Charlie. Charlie.
查理 Charlie. Huh?
快走 Come on!
不管是誰在這裏 我知道你能聽到我講話 Whoever is here, I know you can hear me.
我們已經把這裏封鎖了 所以你是逃不出去的 We have this place locked down so there is no escape.
我們是來取回一件物品的 We've come to retrieve an object,
我們追蹤能量軌跡找到了這個確切位置 and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot.
- 所以我們知道它就在這裏 - 那輛貨車 - So we know it's in here. - The van.
我們是來找那件東西的 不是找你 所以你有選擇的餘地 We came for the object, not you, so you have a choice.
你可以把它給我們 你也不會受到傷害 You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you.
或者你會妨礙到我們 那樣你會後悔的 Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry.
不 Oh, no.
這些侵入者在那兒 Where are these intruders?
他們在樓下 樓上這裏有個小女孩 They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl.
要是她報警怎麼辦 What if she called the cops?
那是不可能的 我在房子周圍設置了信號屏蔽器 Not possible. I set up blockers around the house.
所有頻段都屏蔽了嗎 Did you block every frequency?
海綿寶寶是住在菠蘿裏的嗎 Does Sponge Bob live in a pineapple?
看來我們今晚可能得沾血了 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
嘿 我簽的合同里可沒寫要殺小孩 Hey, killing kids is not a part of my contract.
嘿 嘿 嘿 誰說要殺小孩了 Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who said anything about killing kids?
行了 我們找到她 嚇嚇她 行嗎 All right, we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her, right?
好的 因為我不殺小孩 Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids.
不 絕對不會 絕對不會 No, totally, totally, totally.
那大人呢 But, uh, what about adults?
- 殺大人沒問題吧 - 殺大人沒問題 - Adults are fine, right? - Adults are fine.
- 殺大人的事我一直幹 - 是啊 沒錯 - I kill adults all the time. - Yeah, exactly.
少了一個大人 One less adult.
不許動 Freeze!
你是誰 Who are you?
我叫莉齊·麥格·伊麗莎白 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.
今年十四歲 And I'm 14 years old.
我看起來長得很成熟 And I look really mature,
但我剛剛開始適應自己的外貌 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin.
我長得太漂亮 死了太可惜了 對嗎 And I'm too pretty to die, okay?
我長得太漂亮 死了太可惜了 I'm way too pretty to die
而且我不知道你們為什麼要殺我 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me.
因為我這麼漂亮 而且前面還有大好的人生等著我 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now.
你們跟我不一樣 沒有大好的人生 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do,
我真的不想被你們殺死 and I really just don't want you guys to kill me.
求你們不要殺我 Please don't kill me.
噓 Shh.
拜託閉嘴 Please.
是誰 Who is that?
- 我不知道 - 你報警了嗎 - I don't know. - Did you call the cops?
沒有 我發誓 No! I swear.
- 你點吃的了嗎 - 不 不是吃的 - Did you order food? - No, no, it's not food.
那邊有披薩來的是迪吉奧諾 不是送外賣的 There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno, not delivery.
迪吉奧諾是誰 Who is DiGiorno?
按門鈴的是迪吉奧諾嗎？
按門鈴的是迪吉奧諾嗎 Is that DiGiorno at the door?
- 不 - 迪吉奧諾是誰 - No! No. - Who is DiGiorno?
我不知道你們怎麼會來這裏 I don't know why you guys are here.
讓她下來 Get her down here.
「我們是來取回一件物品的」 "We came to retrieve an object."
我覺得他說的就是這個東西 I think he means that thing.
是的 顯然是這樣的 Yes, obviously he means that thing.
- 好吧 你去那兒了 - 我不知道 - Okay, where did you go? - I don't know.
它向我展示了一些東西 It showed me things.
幻象 Like a vision.
不管它是什麼 它很強大 Whatever it is, it's powerful.
好吧 不管它是什麼 我們把它交給他們 Well, whatever it is, let's give it to them
然後離開這裏 and get the hell out of here.
什麼 不行 這東西不是我們的是我爸的 What? No! It's not ours to give, it belongs to my dad.
管他呢 如果我們不把這個給他們 他們會殺了我們的 Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing, they're gonna kill us.
可就算給他們了 他們依然可能會殺我們 Well, they still might kill us even if we do.
我不相信民兵 I don't trust militias.
那我們就無能為力了 Then there's nothing we can do.
不對 我們可以做些什麼 Wrong. There is something we can do.
捍衛我們自己 Defend ourselves!
我正是這個意思 That's what I'm talking about.
好吧 我剛才騙了你們 Okay, I lied to you guys.
聽著 這只是我的約會對像 Listen. It's just my date.
請讓我把他打發走 這件事跟他無關 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this.
不必有人受傷 No one has to get hurt.
等等 他爸媽都是律師 Wait, wait. His parents are both lawyers.
其中一個只打人身傷害官司 I mean, one is just a personal injury lawyer,
不過 他們會來找他的 but still, they'll come looking for him
還會報警 and they'll call the police.
跟唯利是圖的人打交道 可不是什麼好事 相信我 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser, trust me.
- 莉齊 - 去開門 - Lizzie! - Cover the door.
- 等等 - 你有六十秒時間打發他走 - Wait, wait, wait. - You have 60 seconds to get rid of him.
- 外面怪嚇人的 - 冷靜點 - It's scary out here! - Be cool.
你好 Hi.
晚安 親愛的 Bonsoir, ma cherie.
你看起來很迷人 一如既往 You look ravishing, as always.
謝謝 巨無霸 所以... Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so...
什麼 What is that?
去求救 報警 把她拉進來 Get help! Call the cops. Get her inside.
夠了 That's enough.
給我進來 Get in here.
看來尤金才剛拿到駕照 Looks like Eugene just got his license.
你能不要叫我尤金嗎 Um, can you not call me Eugene?
他喜歡別人叫他巨無霸 He likes to be called Big Mac.
- 槍 -你來這裏幹什麼 - Gun. - What are you doing here?
那個 事情是這樣的 Well, what happened was,
我來接我的約會對像 um, I came here to pick up my date...
- 對 - 她就是我的約會對像 - Right. - That's my date.
而且 這樣...碰巧 And, it just so... It happens that
她一直在跟我弟弟 還有我弟弟的朋友 查理一起玩兒 she has been hangin' out with my brother and his friend, Charlie.
所以我才會來這裏 That's why I'm here.
所以就是說你是來 So what happened was you came here to hang out
找你女朋友的 而你女朋友還跟你的... with your girl who's also hangin' out with your...
弟弟一起玩兒 Brother.
你弟弟又跟... Who then is hanging out with...
- 查理一起玩兒 -查理 - Charlie... - Charlie,
還有他的朋友們 and his friends.
你不必取笑我 但沒錯 You don't gotta make fun of me, but yes.
很好 Perfect.
只是幾個孩子 對嗎 Just kids, huh?
艾恩斯 你打算什麼時候告訴我 Irons! When were you gonna tell me
你找到守衛者的秘密總部嗎 you found The Guard's secret headquarters?
我想等到真正拿到那個能量源的時候 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source.
你在等 那它現在在那兒呢 You were waiting. So where is it?
不見了 Missing.
這裏有人 可能是保安 民兵... There's someone down here. Could be security, militia...
民兵 Militia?
我是說不管是誰 他們藏得很好 I mean, whoever it is, they're highly evasive.
這對羅密歐與朱麗葉就是所謂的少年民兵嗎 Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia?
嗨 兩位 Hi, guys.
捍衛自己 Defend ourselves?
你覺得我們該怎麼做到這一點呢 How do you expect us to do that?
我有個主意 I have an idea.
你們聽說過游擊戰嗎 Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare?
Xbox還是PS5上的 Xbox or PS5?
不 是真正的游擊戰 No, actual guerilla warfare.
把自己的弱點變為優勢 Using your weaknesses as strengths?
我們身形比他們小 但我們機動性強 We're smaller than them, but we're mobile.
我們擁有主場優勢和一台巨大的3D打印機 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer.
我提議我們利用好工具 I say we get the gadgets,
燃起鬥志 殺出一條血路 get scrappy, and fight our way out.
- 麥克風打開了嗎 - 打開了 - Is this thing on? - Yeah.
嗨 我找查理·金凱德 Hi, I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid.
這裏有人想和你打個招呼 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you.
查理 這些老傢伙有槍 照他們說的做 Charlie, these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say.
他們抓了莉齊 They got Lizzie.
伯傑 嘿 夥計 聽著 如果我死 我要殺了你 Berger, hey, hey, man. Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!
夥計 閉嘴 Dude, shut up.
把能量源給我 查理·金凱德 Give me the Source, Charlie Kincaid,
否則我就殺了你這兩位朋友 聽到了嗎 or I'll kill your friends. You got it?
我哥來了 My brother's here.
他們要殺了我哥 把那個給我 They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that.
伯傑 我知道你很害怕 我也害怕 Berger, I know you're scared. I am, too.
但我們有計劃 我們可以反擊 But we have a plan. We can fight back.Shh.
得了吧 查理 你根本就不是能當動作英雄那型的 Come on, Charlie, you're not exactly the action hero type.
既然你知道 那我是什麼類型的 What am I then, since you seem to know?
你是只膽小的貓 知道嗎 膽小的貓很好 You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
兩位 不過現在不是逞英雄的時候 好嗎 Guys. But this is not the time to play hero cat, okay?
- 還是當膽小的貓吧 - 噓 - Stick to scaredy-cat. - Shh!
一個不帶備用吸入器 就不敢出家門的人 This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house
居然還好意思這種話 without a backup inhaler?
還有哮喘 脂瀉病和噴鼻劑 With all the asthma, the celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?
不要這樣 你們兩個可是朋友 Guys, come on. You guys are friends.
我們要為了那塊石頭搭上性命 We're risking our lives for that rock
就為了讓你能向你爸證明你有多勇敢 so you can prove to your dad how brave you are.
可猜猜怎麼著 他不在乎 But guess what? He doesn't care.
比起兒子 他更關心工作 He cares more about his job than he cares about his own son.
你們兩個不要打了 Guys, stop fighting.
嘿 不要打了 你們兩個笨蛋 Hey, stop it. You idiots.
現在不是發洩怒氣的時候 This isn't the time for airing of grievances!
我們現在要齊心協力 Now let's work together.
沒門兒 比起你 我寧願去跟漢·索羅組隊 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you.
他爸媽是律師 His parents are lawyers.
夏威夷人呢 Where is Hawaii?
正忙著呢 你就專心找那個能量源吧 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source.
你們都聽到了 行動起來吧 You heard him, guys. Move out.
你也是 澤西會看著這兩個小孩兒的 You, too. Jersey's gonna babysit.
這裏沒什麼異常 We're clear.
我們去檢查下一個房間 Let's check the next room.
電量低 Low power.
- 這個也沒電了 - 全都沒電了 - This one's dead, too. - They're all dead.
弗吉尼亞 你那邊情況如何 Virginia, what's your status?
有什麼發現嗎 Have you found anything?
該死 Damn.
沒有 能量源不在這裏 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here.
請找到它 Find it, please.
- 到第二階段了嗎 - 是的 - Time for phase two? - Yep.
遙控
真想趕緊把這裏給炸了 I can't wait to blow this place up.
我討厭這個地方 Seriously, I hate this place.
看好這兩個小孩兒 Watch the kiddies.Yeah.
腰包 A fanny pack?
他能說什麼 他看起來就像個嬰兒 What can he say? He looks like a baby.
- 太好了 25美分 - 他甚至還沒到速長期... - Sweet. Quarter. - He hasn't even hit his growth spurt...
我剛剛殺人了 I just killed someone.
充電中 Charging.
就是這個 它就是守衛者的能量源 This is it. This is The Guard's energy source.
你昨天做了一個關於這個的介紹 You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday.
斯坤恩特女士欠我一個道歉 Ms. Squint owes me an apology.
你覺得這會讓我得諾貝爾獎嗎 Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this?
- 我覺得不會 - 嘿 - I don't think so. - Hey!
誰才是英雄貓 啃屁股的傢伙 Who's the hero-cat now, buttmunchers?
之前說了那樣的話 我很抱歉 Sorry about what I said back there.
那些病沒讓你變弱 Your ailments aren't what make you weak,
卻讓你變得堅強 they're actually what makes you strong.
很抱歉我打了你 And I'm sorry I punched you.
你的道歉很有誠意 That was a really good apology.
我還沒想原諒你 I wasn't ready to forgive you.
我本來還想要再公開蔑視你的 I planned on throwing way more shade.
但是 我也很抱歉 But, I'm sorry, too.
嘿 我想我昨天在電視上看到過這個人 Hey, I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday.
等等 不 不 Wait, wait, no, no.
嘿 你們多大 Hey, how old are you guys?
- 十八歲 - 十四歲 - Eighteen. - Fourteen.
- 這裏只有你們嗎 - 由我們來問問題 - It's just you guys down here? - We'll ask the questions.
我提議折磨他來獲取信息 I say we torture him to get info.
那你們打算怎麼折磨我 And how do you plan on torturin' me?
撓癢癢來折磨我嗎 Are you gonna tickle torture me?
你們會怎麼做 Like what are you gonna do?
哥們兒 時間太長了 Dude, that was too long!
感覺跟撓癢癢一樣嗎 Does that feel like tickle torture?
那東西太神奇了 你們要賣嗎 That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it?
- 你想再看一次嗎 - 不 不 - You wanna see it again? - No, no!
不 不 好吧 No, no, no. You know, okay.
- 你們想知道什麼 - 一切 - What do you guys wanna know? - Everything.
好吧 那個東西嗎 發光的那個 Okay, that thing? That glowing thing?
那東西是非常先進的技術 That thing's highly advanced technology.
是來自另一個世界的技術 It's like otherworldly technology.
你是說「外星人」嗎 "Otherworldly" as in aliens?
是的 Yeah.
就是那個意思 它不屬於這個世界 That's what "otherworldly" means, it's not from this world.
不可能 它分明是為人類設計的 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans.
不 那是因為它能適應它所在的環境 No, that's because it adapts to its environment.
它是一個世界建造者 這裏整個都是它創建出來的 It's a world builder. It created this entire place!
你們認為這是守衛者建造的嗎 沒有它 這是不可能的 I mean, do you think The Guard built this? Not without that.
你為什麼想得到它 Why do you want it?
因為我認為守衛者只解鎖了它 Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked
極微小的一部分潛力 a fraction of its potential.
而且你想用它來製造武器 And you wanna make weapons out of it.
你知道我想用它幹什麼嗎 Ya know what I want it for?
我想用它來解決這個世界上的問題 I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems.
那你為什麼不跟我爸說呢 So why not tell that to my dad, huh?
你知道為了尋求他的幫助 我在電視上提過多少次了嗎 You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help?
可是結果呢 我被無視了 And you know what? I got ghosted.
我熟悉那種感覺 I'm familiar with the feeling.
你爸現在也太自私了 And your dad's being, like, so selfish right now.
他只想獨享這項技術 He just wants that technology all to himself!
我想分享它 I want to share it.
這裏誰才是那個壞人 Who's the bad guy here?
- 是你 - 你們看起來像是聰明的孩子 - You are. - You guys look like smart kids.
只要把它給我 我就放了你們 Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go.
- 我不相信他 - 不可能 - I don't trust him. - No way.
我向你們保證 I'm giving you my word.
嘿 查理 過來 Hey, Charlie. Come here.
嗨 老弟 Hey, man.
現在就是你成為英雄的機會 Now's your chance to be a hero.
知道嗎 老弟 別為了我去當英雄 You know? Dude, don't do it for me.
為了她去當英雄 Do it for her.
你們兩個之間肯定有感覺
I mean, there's definitely a vibe there.
- 你這麼覺得嗎 - 沒什麼感覺 查理 - Do you think? - There's no vibe, Charlie.
熾熱 太熾熱了 It's hot. It's too hot.
都變得...灼人了 It's gotten... It's uncomfortable.
不要聽他的 Don't listen to him.
嘿 莉莉 你好嗎 Hey, Lily, how you doin'?
嘿 我只是打電話來問問情況 Hey, I was just callin' to see how it's goin'.
你們兩個談了嗎 Did you talk?
是的 我們談了 但沒談那個話題 Yeah, I had a talk. I didn't have the talk.
老實說 我只是覺得他還沒準備好 To be honest, I just don't think he's ready.
傑克 你是超級英雄的事已經讓我非常厭倦了 Jack, I'm so sick of this superhero shtick.
聽著 如果想親近他 Listen, if you wanna be close to him,
那你就必須讓他知情 好嗎 then you have to let him in, okay?
是的 得讓他知情 Yeah, you gotta let him in.
讓查理上線 Just put Charlie on.
好的 讓他上什麼線 Okay. Put him on where?
什麼意思 讓他過來講電話 What do you mean? Put him on the phone.
我前面給他打電話 他一通也沒接 He hasn't picked up any of my calls.
對 因為他現在沒跟你在一起 Right, 'cause he's not with you.
該死 Oh, shoot.
什麼 What?
自從你把他送到我那兒之後 你就再沒見過他了 Because you haven't seen him since you dropped him off at my house.
該死 Dang it!
好吧 等一下 那查理人呢 Okay, wait, where is Charlie?
他就在當時你讓他下車的地方 He's right where you left him.
好吧 但是... Okay, but...
預計到達時間 01：03：30
狀態 正在打印中
狀態 打印完成
你們的老闆在我們手裏 We have your boss.
我們是超級強悍的僱傭兵 比你們出色多了 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries, way tougher than you.
到樓下來跟我們交換人質 失敗者們 Meet us downstairs for an exchange, losers.
起來 Get up.
- 嘿 住手 - 天啊 你還真壯 - Hey, stop! - God, you're strong.
你輕點兒 Take it easy.
我們把能量源給你 你就會放我們走 對吧 We give you the Source, and you let us go, right?
- 我們所有人 - 是的 - All of us.Abso... - Yes.
你確定嗎 You sure?
行了 現在放了我們的朋友吧 All right, now release our friends.
快點 放了他兩個 Come on, just let 'em go.
- 你怎麼會來這兒 - 我來見我的約會對像 - What are you doin' here? - I'm picking up my date.
不是吧 莉齊 這就是你說的那個老男人 我哥 Really, Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother?
- 你怎麼能這樣 - 我自己的事還不能自己做主了嗎 - How could you? - Oh, I have no autonomy in my own decisions?
知道嗎 你們兩個背叛了我 You know what? You both betrayed me.
背叛 我都不知道你喜歡她 Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her.
查理 把能量源給我 Charlie, give me the Source.
快點兒 Oh, come on.
我會好好保存它的 我保證 I'm gonna keep it safe, I promise.
嘿 當個英雄 Hey. Be a hero.
來吧 Come on.
謝了 老弟 Thanks, buddy.
漂亮 It's beautiful.
把他們鎖起來 Lock 'em up.
- 舉起手來 - 什麼 - Put your hands up! - What?
你騙我們 You lied to us?
沒錯 做生意嘛 夥計 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man.
嘿 Hey.
把它拿回實驗室前 這件事要先保密 Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab.
你的意思是在我們向公眾展示之後 You mean after we show the public.
安塞爾 我們不能再隱瞞這件事了 Ansel, we're not hiding this anymore.
嗯 不 當然了 我們要與全世界分享 Well, no, no, of course. We're gonna share it with the world.
當然要這樣了 但我們不希望它落到壞人的手裏 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
我們要好好研究下這個東西 然後才能把它交出去 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis.
能想像嗎 我們要把它交給誰呢 Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to?
對嗎 等一下 Right? Wait.
等等 什麼 這個是假的 Wait, what? It's fake.
是假的 It's a fake!
查理 Charlie!
緊急關閉 Emergency shutoff.
- 做生意嘛 - 回來 - Just business! - Get back here!
- 馬上 - 搞什麼 - Now! - What the hell?
- 上 上 上 - 誰看到那個小子了 - Go, go, go! - Who's got eyes on the kid?
只有一個出口 There's only one exit.
啟動武裝
我們去電梯那兒 快 Let's get to the elevator, come on.
不要把我們要去那兒啊說出來啊 Don't tell 'em where we're going.
小心 Watch out!
手榴彈 Grenade!
不 No!
接住了 Gotcha.
查理 我們自由了 走吧 Charlie, we're free! Let's go!
不拿回能量源就不能走 Not without the Source.
澤西 把那個扔給我 Jersey, toss it to me.
嘿 阿爾貢 Hey, Argon!
遊戲時間結束了 孩子們 Playtime's over, kids!
- 我們不是孩子 - 我們是年輕人 - We're not kids! - We're young adults.
遊戲時間才剛剛開始 And playtime has just begun.
沒錯 Hear!
去抓他們 Go get 'em.
- 接著 - 扔吧 - Catch. - Toss it.
去拿那個 Get it, get it!
開槍射他們 Shoot 'em!
不要把他們打死了 Nonlethal!
是他們在向我們開槍 Well, they were shooting at us!
誰也不要惹老子 Nobody touches the 'fro.
上 Go!
莉齊 能量源 Lizzie! The Source!
過來吧 Come here!
祝你旅途愉快 Bon voyage!
查理 Charlie!
趕快 Hurry up!
查理 快跑 Charlie, run!
出來吧 Come on out.
我說了 出來 I said, come out!
搞定 Nailed it.
把那個球給我 小子 Gimme that ball, little boy.
打印機故障 Malfunction.
滾開 大塊頭 Get outta the way, whopper.
你先過了我這關再說吧 Over my dead body.
不 No!
我說了把那個球給我 I said gimme that ball.
你幹什麼 What are you doin'?
不擋著你啊 Getting out of the way.
不擋著什麼 For what?
- 她 - 行了 我們去電梯那兒吧 - Her. - Okay. Let's get to the elevator.
你居然朝小孩子開槍 You shot at a kid!
是年輕人 Young adult.
沒打著
Hole in one.
伯傑 伯傑 我們走吧 Berger! Berger! Let's go!
我們...現在 馬上... Let's... Now. Right now. Let's get...
嘿 尤金 Hey! Eugene?
你叫我什麼 What did you call me?
不 No.
尤金 Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
尤金 Eugene.
我告訴過你不要叫我尤金 I told you don't call me Eugene.
攻擊 Attack!
沒錯 接招 Yeah. Take that. Take that.
不要惹伯傑兄弟 Do not mess with the Berger brothers.
你準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
巨無霸來襲 Big Mac Attack on the scene!
我出拳了 我的手有點... I just did that. My hand kinda...
- 我現在是超級英雄了 對吧 - 你很棒 - I'm a superhero now, right? - You're great.
我們去電梯那兒吧 Let's get to the elevator.
不 不 放開我 不 No, no! Let go of me! No!
- 過來 - 放開我 - Come here! - Let go of me.
- 查理 - 走吧 - Charlie... - Let's go.
不要給他能量源 Charlie. We'll press charges!
你的反擊很棒 孩子 You fought well, kid.
現在把它交出來吧 Now hand it over.
我不會讓你偷我爸爸的東西的 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad.
他跟你說的那些都是謊言 Whatever he's told you is a lie.
查理 我不知道你有沒有注意到 Charlie, I don't know if you've noticed,
你爸就是那樣的人 that's kinda your dad's thing.
騙人 Lying.
不是嗎 Isn't it?
那晚我們發現能量源時發生了什麼 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night
他跟你說過嗎 when we found the Source?
他說了我當時也在場嗎 He mention that I was right there with him?
是我 因為我的臉被炸傷了 That's me, I'm the guy who got his face blown off
你爸才能到處假裝他是個英雄
so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero.
你要去那兒 Where are you goin'?
- 別跑了 - 不 - Stop running. - No!
你是個騙子 沒發生那樣的事 能量源是他找到的 You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it.
那晚 人類得到了來自星星的禮物 Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night
你爸卻把它據為己有 and your father stole it for himself.
不 No.
你還真不瞭解你爸 是嗎 You don't really know your dad, do you?
你還以為你爸是個英雄 And you think your dad's a hero?
要是你看到了我所看到的 你就不會了 孩子 Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
- 不 不 - 幻覺生成中 - No! No. - Generating vision.
太棒了 Bravo!
我一秒鐘都沒懷疑過你 I never doubted you for a second.
行了 把它拿下來吧 All right, now bring it down here.
還有那個孩子 And the kid.
我們走吧 Let's go.
電量低 Power low.
該死 Dang it!
我一秒鐘都沒懷疑過你 I never doubted you for a second, not one second.
所以你昨天才想開了我 對吧 That's why you tried to fire me yesterday, right?
這幾個小孩怎樣處理 What do we do with the rugrats?
幹掉他們 Get rid of 'em.
什麼 What?
之前可沒說要殺人 安塞爾 Murder wasn't part of the plan, Ansel.
把它給我 Give it to me.
不要動 艾恩斯 Don't move, Irons.
不錯吧 Nice, huh?
哇 我的手錶 Whoa, my watch!
快去 Go!
- 炸了它 - 巨無霸 - Blast it! Blast it! - Big Mac!
- 噁心 - 炸了它 - Gross! - Blast it!
- 炸了它 - 巨無霸 - Blast it! - Big Mac!
炸了它 Blast it!
連接端口已斷開 Portal connection broken.
舉起手來 Put your hands up!
- 對 - 舉起手來 - Yeah, - put your hands up!
另一個端口在那兒 Where's the other portal?
你又是誰 Who the heck are you?
嗚 不要開槍 不要開槍 Whoa, whoa, don't shoot! Don't shoot.
我只是個弄電腦的 我收到警報說是有安全漏洞 I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach?
我不知道這裏居然有《獵殺本·拉登》裏的情境 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirty in here.
嘿 你幹什麼 待在那兒不要動 Hey, what are you doing? Stay right there!
我還是下去吧 因為這裏會有奇怪的回聲 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo.
我下去了我們就不用扯著嗓子喊了 So we're not shouting at each other.
- 什麼 - 都是因為回聲 這裏太空曠了 - What? - It's all these echoes, it's a big space.
好吧 沒錯 是有回聲 Okay, yeah, there is an echo.
我一直跟他說 他得處理下這裏的聲效問題 I've been tellin' the guy, he's gotta work on the acoustics.
是他嗎 他是守衛者嗎 Is that him? Is that The Guard?
而且手機信號很差 And the cell phone serviceis terrible.
好吧 我不該說很差 只是達不到我的要求 Well, I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be.
- 我會處理一下的 - 他就是守衛者嗎 - I'm gonna work on that. - Is that The Guard?
目前 手機在這裏 接收不到推送通知 As of right now, you're not getting the push notifications
和某些提醒 and some of the alerts,
儘管有時人們想擺脫它們 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em.
你能快點嗎 Can you hurry up?
我們把溫度調低一些 Let's turn down the temperature.
你們拿著槍可把我嚇得不輕 You guys are freakin' me out with these guns.
行了 你是守衛者嗎 Okay, are you The Guard?
不是 我當然不是守衛者 No. I'm definitely not The Guard.
我只是為他工作 I just work for him.
我更像是路易吉 而不是馬裏奧 I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario.
但你需要固件或網絡安全系統 而我就是你的哈克貝利 But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry.
好吧 那怎麼處理DDoS惡意軟體呢 Okay, then how would you deal with DDoS malware?
最好用防DDoS的惡意軟體來對付它 Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware.
檢查下他的錢包 Check his purse.
你的腰包裏都裝什麼了 What's in the fanny pack?
叫它前屁股不好嗎 Can anybody say front butt?
沒什麼 只是一般腰包裏會裝的東西 Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.
我這裏裝著潤唇膏 I mean, I got some, you know, lip balm,
太陽鏡 洗手液... sunglasses, hand sanitizer...
打開 Open it.
慢慢地 Slowly.
它就是個腰包 看吧 Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I mean, see?
還有一些口香糖 Oh, and some gum.
他有槍 He's got a gun!
- 你沒事吧 - 沒事 - You okay? You okay? - Yeah. Yes.
- 退後 - 爸爸 我們... - Stay back, stay back! - Dad, we...
聽著 查理 我有話要告訴你 Listen, Charlie, I got somethin' to tell you.
- 是 爸爸... - 可能會有點震驚... - Yeah, Dad, Dad... - This may come as a shock...
查理 拜託 Charlie, please!
我就是守衛者 I am The Guard.
哦 天啊 真的嗎 Oh, my God, really?
好吧 我們等會兒再說吧 Okay, we'll talk more about it later.
那是什麼 What is that?
去拿另一個腰包 Get the other fanny pack!
電量極低 Power level critical.
戰衣沒電了 Dang it! The suit's outta power.
選什麼不好 偏偏選了個腰包 You could a chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
它很實用 It's practical.
嘿 夥計們 我們安全了 Hey, guys, we're clear.
一 二 One, two!
快跑 Go!
聽著 計劃是這樣的 Okay, here's the plan.
我們把你們送到電梯那兒去 We're gonna get you guys to the elevator,
然後我去拿能量源 then I'm gonna grab the Source,
- 給戰衣充電 - 爸爸... - recharge the suit. - Dad...
- 怎麼了 - 關於能量源 有件小事... - What? - A little thing about the Source...
不 等等 查理 拜託 看著我 No, wait, Charlie, please! Look at me.
查理 不要告訴我能量源在他們手裏 Charlie, please tell me they don't have the Source.
沒在他手裏 這點我們確定 He doesn't. Yeah, we made sure of that.
- 太好了 - 是的 - Great. - Yeah.
查理採用了經典的聲東擊西策略 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic.
他打印了一個能量源假體騙過了了所有那些傭兵 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries.
- 是嗎 - 非常酷 - Really? - It was pretty cool.
聽上去確實挺酷的 That does sound cool.
金凱德先生 抱歉打擾你們說話 Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt,
我其實覺得腰包非常棒... and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now...
- 謝謝 - 可你為什麼只戴著手套 - Thank you. - Why just the glove?
- 為什麼沒穿整套戰衣 - 因為沒電了 - Why not the whole suit? - 'Cause I ran outta power.
沒電就沒法穿整套戰衣 Ya can't get the whole suit without the power,
所以我才只戴了這隻手套 that's why I just got the glove.
好吧 那能量源在誰那兒 Okay, so who's got the Source?
我把它扔進了傳送端口 I threw it in a portal.
我把它弄丟了 找不到了 And I kinda zapped it and it's gone.
傳送端口 「弄丟了」是什麼意思 Portal? What do you mean, "zapped it"?
不 No!
- 金凱德先生 - 金凱德先生 - Mr. Kincaid! - Mr. Kincaid!
- 爸爸 - 不 - Dad! - No.
居然把戰衣藏在腰包裏 Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack, huh?
天啊 爸爸 God. Dad!
很聰明 Clever.
你以為只有你能駕馭它嗎 You think that it only works for you?
你並不特別 你不是被選介竟那個人 You're not special. You're not the chosen one.
事實是 The truth is,
你只是走運罷了 you're the recipient of dumb luck.
沒錯 你有戰衣 但你沒那個氣質 Yeah, you got the suit, but you don't have the swagger.
你覺得我沒氣質嗎 You don't think I got swagger?
能量源在那兒 Where's the Source?
我絕不會告訴你的 I'll never tell you.
在我學校的儲物櫃裏 It's at school in my locker!
- 伯傑 - 帶上那個孩子 我們離開這裏 - Berger! - Grab the kid. Let's get outta here.
我在更改訪問代碼 I'm changin' the access codes.
走吧 Come on!
- 不 放開他 - 伯傑 - No, leave him alone! - Berger!
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 Dad!
氣質 該死 Swagger, damn.
他那懂什麼叫氣質 What does he know about swagger?
設置納米炸彈 Ya know what, set the nano bombs.
讓我們有足夠的時間離開爆炸區域 And give us enough time to clear the blast area.
你剛才碰我了嗎 Did you just graze me?
- 是的 - 不要碰我 兄弟 - Yeah. - Don't graze me, bro.
把電話給我 Can I get the phone? Uh-huh.
在電梯裏設置一個 Set one up in the elevator.
我來設置計時器 I'll set up the timer.
對不起 夥計 Sorry, buddy.
阿爾貢 不 Argon, no!
- 阿爾貢 你就像我的父親 - 不留證人 - Argon, you're like a father to me! - No witnesses.
查理 Charlie!
- 發生什麼事了 - 謝天謝地 你沒事 - What's goin' on? What's happening? - Thank God you're okay.
- 查理 發生什麼事了 - 爸爸... - Charlie, what's happening? - Dad, Dad...
是什麼回事 什麼回事 Here's the deal, here's the deal.
這裏整個地方現在到處都裝了炸彈 This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs, all right?
我們有五分鐘時間離開這裏 We got five minutes to get outta here,
救出伯傑 找回能量源 save Berger, and get the Source.
你之前居然還把能量源拿到學校去了 I can't believe you took the Source to school.
沒時間說教了 爸爸 No time for parenting, Dad!
我們怎麼離開這裏 How do we get outta here?
健身房上方有一個逃生艙口 There's an escape hatch above the gym.
- 行不通 系統被鎖定了 - 什麼 - Not an option. System's locked down. - What?
阿爾貢更改了所有的訪問代碼 Argon changed all these access codes.
一切都被加密了 Everything is encrypted now.
- 爸爸 你留在這兒 - 不 - Dad, Dad, Dad, you stay here. - No.
爸爸 你留在這裏 Dad, you stay here.
藍眼睛 給他包紮一下 Blue Eyes, fix him up.
- 我是肖恩·艾恩斯上尉 - 不要說了 - The name's Captain Sean Irons. - Shh. Zip it.
莉齊 你負責破解密碼 這樣我們就可以訪問系統了 Lizzie, you crack the code so we can get access to the system.
我和瑪雅負責給每人打印一個噴氣背包 好嗎 Maya and I will print enough jet packs for all of us, all right?
- 是嗎 - 我相信你 你信任我嗎 - We will? - I trust you. Do you trust me?
我現在相信了 I do now.
- 給你 - 好的 - Here you - go.
等等 等等 藍眼睛上尉 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes
- 剛才說什麼來著 - 所有系統都鎖了 - back there just say? - All systems locked.
他說阿爾貢把整個系統都鎖了 He said Argon locked the whole system.
逃生艙 打印機 所有東西 The escape hatch, the printer, everything.
如果不破解這個密碼 我們都會死 If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die.
- 訪問被拒絕 - 說到阿爾貢... - Access denied. Speakin' of Argon...
鄭重聲明一下 我沒口吃 You know, for the record, I don't have a stuttering problem.
要知道 我只是緊張 之前... Ya know, I was just nervous and see, see, what happened...
你要幹什麼 What are you?
嘿 你幹什麼 Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?
得灼燒一下這個傷口 Need to cauterize this wound.
我剛剛還以為你要殺我 For a second there, I thought you were gonna kill me.
是的 依然有這個可能 Yeah, I still might.
密碼是四位數 只有一萬種組合 It's a four-digit password, only 10,000 combinations.
只有一萬種 Only 10,000?
聽著 莉齊 我知道你是玩密室逃脫的高手 Look, Lizzie, I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff
但我可什麼線索都沒看出來 but I don't see any clues.
不需要線索 巨無霸 我們要暴力破解這個密碼 We don't need a clue, Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password.
你要暴力破解一萬種不同組合 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations.
- 沒錯 我有計劃 - 我們會死的 - Yes, I have a plan. - We're gonna die.
我得借用一下這個 I need to borrow this.
快點 我們時間不多了 Hurry up! We don't have that much time.
打印錯誤 Error printing.
你現在為什麼要幫我 So why are you helpin' me now?
就說我知道風險是什麼了吧 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now.
你看到幻象了 對嗎 那不是誰都可以看到的 You had a vision, didn't you? Not everyone gets one.
你看到了什麼 What'd you see?
它比我想的還要更強大 It's more powerful than I realized.
我行 I got this.
密碼錯誤 Code denied.
現在你明白為什麼要保護它了 Now you understand why it needed to be protected.
但我不明白你為什麼會認為只有你 I don't see why you assume you're the only one
才能保護它 worthy of protecting it, though.
想知道我過去十年是怎麼過的嗎 Wanna know what my last ten years have been?
婚姻破裂 孩子討厭我 Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.
- 但我別無選擇 - 你有 - But I didn't have a choice. - You did.
你選擇了對所有人隱瞞 You chose to keep it for yourself.
查理 快跑 Charlie, move!
莉齊 Lizzie!
等一下 計劃不是這樣的 Wait! That was not part of the plan!
- 莉齊 - 莉齊 把我們弄出去 - Lizzie! - Lizzie, get us out of here!
說到計畫 你覺得要不要重新評估我們的... Speakin' of plans, do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our...
不 我們都會去舞會 而且都會玩得很開心的 No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time!
莉齊 快點 Lizzie, come on!
- 不 - 不 - Oh, no. - No.
我們要被砸死了 We're getting crushed!
哦 天啊 他們要被砸死了 Oh, my God, they're getting crushed!
密碼錯誤
救命啊 莉齊 Help! Lizzie!
清空打印平台
瑪雅 我有話要對你說 Maya, I gotta tell you somethin'.
平台已達到容量上限 Platform has reached maximum capacity.
等等 這是什麼意思 Wait. Wait, what does that mean?
開始汽化程序 Commencing vaporization procedure.
就剩一百種組合了 莉齊 Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.
密碼錯誤 Denied. Denied. Denied.
我真的喜歡你 是「非常喜歡」那種 I really like you. Like "like-like" you.
15秒後降低容量 Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
- 是「極其喜歡」 - 十五 十四 十三 - Like... Like a lot! - Fifteen, 14, 13,
十二 十一 12, 11,
- 十 九 八... - 你行的 - ten, nine, eight... - You got this.
- 七 六 五... - 而且我... - seven, six, five... - And I'm...
四 三 二 一 four, three, two, one.
非常抱歉 Code accepted. So sorry.
我成功了 I got it!
- 太好了 - 太好了 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes!
對不起 Sorry.
什麼 What?
對不起 I'm sorry.
男孩們告白時總是挑最奇怪的時點 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
我們去打印噴氣背包吧 Let's go print those jet packs.
已成功打印六份介竟兩份 Jet pack printing three of six complete.
巨無霸 聽我說 我們得走了 過來 Big Mac, listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here.
- 等等 等等 - 抱住咯 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold on.
我們兩個得用一個背包 We gotta double up.
- 等等 那我爸爸呢 - 走吧 我沒事 - Wait, what about my dad? - Go, go, go! I'm fine.
設施即將炸毀 Destruction imminent.
好吧 我想這下你得學學怎麼分享了 Well, I guess you gotta learn to share now.
過來吧 Bring it in.
當心不要撞樹上 不 Whoa, whoa. Watch out for the tree! No.
我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 太不可思議了 - 我們剛剛飛起來了 - That was crazy! - We just flew.
- 謝謝 - 幹得漂亮 憤怒的傢伙 - Thank you. - Nice job, Angry Guy.
但我們得到學校去 But we've gotta get to school.
我來照看孩子們 他們會拖慢你 You should leave the kids with me, they'll slow you down.
- 不 - 不 - No! - No!
- 伯傑是我最好的朋友 - 他是我弟弟 - Berger's my best friend. - He's my little brother.
我們跟你一起去 金凱德先生 We're going with you, Mr. Kincaid.
看來不只我在找你 I'm not the only one lookin' for ya.
你們去吧 我來拖住他們 You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.
是的 這個世界需要守衛者 傑克 Yeah, the world needs The Guard, Jack.
你還不算是最差的人選 And you're the least bad option.
謝謝 你不會... Thanks. You're not gonna...
我知道你不會 我不必說這個的 I know you're not, I don't have to say this,
但你不會告訴他們 守衛者的身份或是任何... but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything...
- 那可不好說 - 明白了 夥計 行了 - We'll see. - Gotcha, man, okay.
行了 你們趕緊走吧 All right, you guys get the heck outta here.
阻止那個瘋子 好嗎 Stop that maniac, all right?
- 我們走 - 我們去救伯傑 - Let's go! - Let's go get Berger!
抱歉把你的男人洞給毀了 爸爸 Sorry about your man cave, Dad.
是啊 再見了 十年心血沒了 Yeah. Adios. Ten years down the drain.
好吧 民兵上門偷你的魔法球... Well, it's not my fault a militia showed up to...
- 對此有兩種觀點 - 又不是我的錯 - There's two schools of thought on that... - steal your magic ball.
那是誰的錯 Well, whose is it?
嘿 如果你告訴了我你的秘密身份 Hey, if you would've just told me the truth about who you are,
我就不用自己去找出來了 I would have never figured it out!
所以實際上 這是你的錯 So actually, it's your fault.
- 是嗎 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
好吧 我們會有足夠的時間來討論這是誰的錯的 Well, we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is.
- 快點走 - 好吧 輕點兒 老兄 - Let's go! - Okay, okay, take it easy, man!
哥們兒 你太慢了 Dude, you are so slow.
媽媽說的對 你總是轉移話題 把自己封閉起來 Mom's right. You're always deflecting, putting up walls.
- 什麼 她那麼說嗎 - 是的 - What? She says that? - Yeah.
我不同意 I disagree.
我不封閉 也不轉移話題 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect.
看吧 轉移話題 See? Deflection.
- 你說什麼呢 - 那就是轉移話題 - What are you talking about? - It's deflecting.
那不是 是不同意 那是... That's not deflecting, that's disagreeing.That's...
不 那就是轉移話題 No, that's deflecting.
- 不 那不是 - 你為什麼就不能跟我說實話呢 - No, that's not. - Why can't you just be honest with me?
如果你想知道什麼 那就問吧 If you wanna know anything, go ahead, ask me.
我會告訴你真相的 I'll tell you the truth.
- 這車為什麼沒有杯架 - 你去過太空嗎 - Why does this thing not have cup holders? - Have you ever been to space?
超級英雄在那兒撒尿 會尿在戰衣裏嗎 Where do superheroes pee? Like, in the suit?
我是讓查理提問 好嗎 That's for Charlie, okay?
無關人員請閉嘴 Enough from the peanut gallery.
好吧... Okay, uh...
你為什麼和媽媽離婚 Why'd you and Mom split up?
你的第一個問題居然是這個嗎 That's your first question?
不是關於噴氣背包什麼的嗎 Not something about the jet packs or something?
- 不追了 - 不可能追上 - No. - Uh-uh. No chance?
聽著 查理 那是... Look, Charlie, that's a... It's...
那是個很難的問題而且... That's a big question and it's...
我覺得很難理解 I think it's hard to understand.
我不想在拯救世界和我的家人之間做出選擇 I didn't wanna have to choose between saving the world and my family.
但我別無選擇 But I didn't have a choice.
- 哥們兒 走快點 你搞什麼啊 - 冷靜 - Dude, pick up the pace, for crying out loud! Settle down.
這個是你的儲物櫃嗎 Is this your locker?
而且我該怎麼跟我兒子說 Plus, how am I supposed to say to my son,
「哦 對了 某個外星能量源」 "Oh, by the way, some alien power source"
「選了我來做這個星球的守衛者」 對嗎 "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right?
- 你們爸媽會告訴們這種事嗎 - 不會 - I mean, would your parents tell you that? - No.
不 因為那會讓人覺得你不正常 對吧 No, because it makes you sound crazy, right?
是的 Yes.
我明白了 你有這種超能力 I get it. You have this super-powerful thing,
卻不知道可以信任誰 and you didn't know who you could trust.
我只是覺得你可以相信我 I just thought you could trust me.
誰想跳月之舞 So who's excited for the Moon Dance?
- 它在那兒 - 我不知道 - Where is it? - I don't know.
- 伯傑先生 - 嘿 - Mr. Berger. - Oh, hey.
你是那位 Hmm. And who might you be?
我是...我是伯傑的叔叔 I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle.
- 是的 - 服裝很棒 - Yeah. - Nice costume.
謝謝 我喜歡守衛者 這是... Yeah, thank you. I love The Guard and this is, uh...
這是他的裝束 This is his costume.
這是化妝效果 Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.
有點敏感 It's kinda sensitive.
嘿 伯傑的櫃子裏少了點東西 Hey, something is missing from Berger's locker.
你會知道那個東西在那兒嗎 Would you happen to know where it is?
- 我猜是美術課上要用的那個東西 - 是的 - I'm assuming it's the art project? - Yes.
- 是的 那是我的 - 沒錯 是他的美術項目 - Yes! Yeah, it's mine. - Yes! His art project
清潔工傑瑞 Uh-huh. Well, Jerry, the janitor,
發現它在你的儲物櫃裏發光 found it glowing in your locker.
我沒打電話叫拆彈小隊來算你走運 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad.
我很高興你沒那麼做 Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
你知道那個東西現在在那兒嗎 And, uh, would you know where it is, by any chance?
- 我去拿 - 太好了 - I'll go get it. - Cool.
- 在這兒等著 - 我會的 - Stay right here. - I'm gonna stay right here.
- 就在這兒 - 好的 - Right here. - Okay.Okay.
你們留在車上 You kids stay in the car.
我該去那兒 Where do I go?
等等 你從沒來過你兒子的學校嗎 Wait, you've never been to your kid's school?
沒有 我... No, I've...
有一陣子了 It's been a while.
好吧 我們撞破天窗進去怎麼樣 All right, how 'bout we crash through the skylights?
沒錯 就像你那次在加拉加斯拯救那些外交官那樣... Yeah, just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas...
我知道 可我當時有充滿電的戰衣 I know, but I had a fully charged suit then,
可那件事你是怎麼知道的 and how do you know about that?
我可是守衛者的頭號粉絲 I'm The Guard's number-one fan, dude!
我甚至還在Reddit上替你辯護 I even defended you on Reddit.
- 那個人是你嗎 - 是我 - That was you? - That was me.
謝謝 那相當不錯 Well, thank you. That was pretty good.
行了 我該去那兒 Okay, so where do I go?
金凱德先生 拿著這些 Mr. Kincaid, take these.
查理 你打給他 And, Charlie, you're gonna call him on the phone
告訴他該去那兒 好嗎 and tell him where to go, okay?
- 好吧 - 行了 留在車上 - All right. - Okay, stay in the car.
- 很好 - 經過了法語教室 - That's good. - Goin' right past the French class.
不 向左走 是向左不是向右 No, take a left, take a left, not right.
你看到獎盃展櫃了嗎 You see a trophy case?
我看到獎盃櫃了 I see the trophy case.
一直走過去 好嗎 就快到了 Just keep walking by it, all right? You're almost there.
走過獎盃櫃 然後往右邊看 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right
我想它應該會發光 and it should be glowing, I think.
是你和其他藍鳥隊隊員的合照 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays.
是鷹隊 爸爸 Eagles, Dad.
鷹是藍潑的嗎 Are Eagles blue?
也許吧 繼續走 好嗎 下一個問題 I guess. Just keep going, all right? Next question.
你在聽我說話嗎 Are you even listening to me?
-「最努力獎」 - 爸爸 你在聽嗎 - "Best Effort." - Dad, hello?
太棒了 That's great.
要是她沒找到... If she doesn't find it...
我就殺了你 I'm gonna kill you.
- 我怎麼這麼倒霉 - 我可不是隨便說說的 - Fudge my life. - I am so serious right now.
稍等一下 Just a second.
就是這個吧 Assuming this is it?
對 這是他做的我最喜歡的雕塑 Yeah, that's my favorite sculpture of his.
這個嘛... Well...
我很不喜歡現代藝術 I really don't like modern art.
真假難分 It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes!
快跑 伯傑 快跑 Run, Berger, run!
不 No.
- 我不喜歡你 - 我不喜歡你 - I don't like you! - I don't like you!
我不喜歡你 I don't like you!
- 我看到他們了 - 出了什麼事 - I see 'em! - What's happening?
我聽到了伯傑的叫聲 我覺得他們往體育館那兒去了 I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym.
借過 對不起 Excuse me! Oh, sorry.
熱土豆 Hot potato. Hot potato.
- 嘿 - 給我滾開 - Hey. - Get outta my face!
衣服很酷嘛 兄弟 Sick costume, bro.
你讓我想起了屁 You remind me of a fart.
這東西怎麼打開 How do you turn this thing on?
把它給我 Give it to me!
阿爾貢 Argon!
只是想讓你知道我們還活著 Just wanted to let you know we're alive!
好像我會在乎似的 Not like I care!
你想跳舞嗎 You wanna dance?
老爸想跳舞 Daddy wants to dance!
那我們就跳吧 Let's dance.
來啊 Come on!
嘿 老兄 Hey, buddy!
哇哦 Whoo!
爸爸 爸爸 你在嗎 爸爸 Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?
爸爸 Dad? Dad?
給你好好洗洗嘴 Wash your mouth out!
伯傑 把能量源扔給我 Berger! Throw me the Source!
- 伯傑 - 掃腿 - Berger! - Sweep!
扔過來 扔過來 Throw it! Throw it!
我們得去幫他 我們得去 We gotta help him. We gotta go!
- 不 他叫我們留在車上 - 是的 - No, he said stay in the car. -Yeah.
他肯定說了 留在車上 He definitely said stay in the car.
那我們就留在車上 Then we'll stay in the car.
副駕駛座是我的 Shotgun!
你幹什麼 你幹嗎坐到駕駛座上 What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat?
- 好吧 - 你不會開車 查理 - Okay. - You can't drive, Charlie.
天啊 那套衣服確實厲害 Man. That suit sure does work.
等等 不如你把它脫了吧 Wait, wait. Why don't you take it off?
我兩個肉搏 Let's fight mano-a-mano.
你有病吧 What, are ya stupid?
我更喜歡像超級英雄一樣對打 I'd rather fight like a superhero.
不是穿上戰衣就能成為英雄 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit.
不 有戰衣就是英雄 Nah, it's all about the suit.
瑪雅 做點什麼 Maya, do something!
- 你那是什麼意思 - 瑪雅 - What do you mean, do something? - Maya!
干擾器啟動
都按下試試 瑪雅 Press all the buttons! Try all of them, Maya!
就是現在 Now.
要撞牆了 查理 You're gonna hit the wall, Charlie!
哇靠 Holy crap!
對一個搞電腦的來說還不賴 Not bad for an IT guy.
多虧了你們沒聽我的話 Thanks for not listening to me.
好好保存它 Keep this safe.
查理 我相信你 Charlie. I trust you.
他往那邊走了 He went that way.
爸爸 Dad!
讓他見識見識什麼叫氣質 Show him some swagger.
- 伯傑 - 夥計們 - Berger! - Guys!
- 見到你們我太高興了 - 你沒事 - I'm so happy to see you guys. - You're okay.
- 你知道嗎 阿爾貢 - 知道什麼 - You know somethin', Argon? - Yeah, what's that?
關於戰衣 你可能說得對 You might have a point about the suit.
嘿 不 Hey, no!
我敢說你還不知道手指爆這招 Bet you didn't know how to finger blast!
那是我發明的 I invented finger blasting.
你想和流行之王跳舞嗎 You wanna dance with the King of Pop?
我會跳舞 我會跳舞... I can dance! I can dance...
等一下 Hold on!
等一下 等一下 Hold it! Hold it!
等一下 我說了 不要打了 夥計 Hold it. I said hold it, man!
我說了... I said...
這個怎麼弄 How do you do this?
怎麼弄 怎麼... How do you do it? How do you take...
- 這身戰衣很暖和 - 是的 - These things are warm. - Yeah.
很熱 太熱了 So hot. They're so hot.
你穿的是冬季戰衣 You got the winter suit.
我這招之前可是在你身上練過的 I have this trained on you.
退後 Stand back!
- 知道嗎 我覺得自己像條狗 - 來吧 我們走吧 - I feel like a dog, you know? - Come on, let's go.
- 來吧 - 知道狗怎麼做嗎 像... - Come on. - Yeah. You know, how dogs do that? Like...
- 阿爾貢 來吧 - 對不起 - Argon, come on. - Sorry.
我們得有始有終 We gotta finish this.
- 你準備好了嗎 - 是的 - You ready? - Yeah.
等等 我剛剛掉了點東西 Wait, wait, I just dropped something.
再喝一口吧 Have another sip!
我的耳朵 不要打耳朵啊 My ear! Not my ear.
你正好打中了我的耳垂 You hit me right in the lobe!
我恨你 I hate you!
氣質 Swagger!
阿爾貢到校長辦公室來 Argon to the principal's office!
是的 Yes!
你弄壞了我兒子的獎盃 You just broke my kid's trophy.
什麼 那不算真正的獎盃 What? That's not a real trophy.
偷戰衣 炸毀我的據點 Steal the suit, blow up my man cave,
但千萬不要侮辱我兒子 but don't ever insult my son.
你說得對 是我過分了 You're right, you're right. I went too far.
查理 查理...讓他給跑了 Charlie! Charlie... I lost him.
把能量源扔給我 Throw me the Source.
來吧 Here.
行了 大家上車 Okay, get in the G-mobile.
- 我帶你們離開這裏 - 好的 - Gettin' you guys outta here. - Okay.
爸爸 Dad!
查理 不 Charlie! No, no!
不要過來 不許動 Get back! Do not move!
傑克 不要逞英雄啊 Jack, don't be a hero!
不 把能量源給我 不然我就殺了你兒子 No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid!
好吧 Okay.
- 把它給我 - 好的 它歸你了 - Give it to me! - Okay, it's yours.
- 什麼 不 爸爸... - 它是你的了 你贏了 - What? No, Dad, Dad. Dad... - It's yours, you win.
不要給他 我就一個人 Don't do it, I'm only one person!
住口 Shut up!
我就一個人 你要救的是這個世界 I'm only one person! You're saving the world!
你要救的是這個世界 You're saving the world!
- 好嗎 - 行了 查理 不要擔心 - All right? - Okay. Charlie, Charlie, don't worry.
藏球技 HBT. HBT.
藏球技 HBT?
把它給我 Give it to me!
藏球技 好的 拜託 HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.
三振... Strike three...
查理 Charlie!
查理 醒醒 快醒醒 Charlie! Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
查理 Charlie!
求求你 查理 Please? Please? Charlie.
快醒醒 Come on. Come on.
查理 Charlie!
沒事 不會有事的 It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
- 查理 - 怎麼了 - Charlie? - Yeah?
查理 Charlie?
你能看見我嗎 Yeah. Can you see me?
瑪雅看到我那個投球了嗎 Did Maya see that throw?
你在開玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
她怎麼可能沒看到呢 How could she miss it?
是史上最佳投球之一 It's one of the greatest throws ever!
我兒子是英雄 My son's a hero.
而已 That's it.
我真的好愛你 I love you so much.
很抱歉我以前浪費了所有那些時間 I'm so sorry I wasted all that time.
事實是我確實是有選擇的 The truth is I did have a choice.
可我以前選錯了 And I made the wrong one.
- 爸爸 - 怎麼了 - Dad? - Yeah?
我喘不上氣了 You're suffocating me.
那個投球真棒 查理 Nice throw, Charlie.
謝謝 Thanks.
我的天啊 Oh, my God
我得給你媽打電話 I gotta call Mom.
傑克 我知道自己現在是要去那兒 我以前去過學校 Jack, I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before.
好的 沒錯 我前面迷路了 Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got lost earlier,
所以我只是想萬一你也迷路了呢 so I was just tryin' to save you time.
裏面真的讓人暈頭轉向的 It can get really confusing.
查理 我可愛的兒子 Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy!
哦 天啊 你還好嗎 Oh, my God, are you okay?
你...出什麼事了 Are you... What happened?
那個 我們談了那個話題 Well, we had the talk,
我覺得談得還挺順利的 and it went, I think, pretty well. It...
當中有點波折 但是... I mean, there was a few bumps, but...
等等 你早就知道了 卻沒告訴我 Wait, you knew? And you didn't tell me?
我們是想等你再長大一些 查理 We wanted to wait till you were older, Charlie.
不 是爸爸戴腰包的事 No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?
他一直笑話我這個腰包 He's been hammerin' this fanny pack.
實際上 那個腰包是我設計的 Actually, the fanny pack was my design.
這下看你怎麼說 Now what are you gonna say?
我們可以回家再聊這個 走吧 We can talk about this at home. Come on.
等等 Uh, wait, wait. Um...
我...稍等一下 I, uh... Hold on a second.
我得先做點事 There's somethin' I gotta do first.
我知道 說起來 你已經有約會對象了 I know that, technically, you, um, have a date already,
但既然羅比·費爾南德斯像個愛哭的小嬰兒一樣跑了 but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby,
我在想... I was wondering...
你想跳舞嗎 Do you wanna dance?
好的 金凱德 我盡量不對著你呼吸 Okay, Kincaid, I'll try not to breathe on you.
- 你很有品味 - 謝謝 - You have great taste. - Whoa! Thanks.
你怎麼會還在這兒 What are you still doing here?
DJ從不放棄自己的展位 A DJ never abandons her booth.
賞光跟我共舞嗎 親愛的 Might I have this dance, mon cheri?
好的 Yeah.
我們要跳嗎 Should we maybe dance?
看在以前的情景 For old times' sake?
我是說在旁邊站著看會讓他們不舒服的 I mean, we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable.
好的 Okay.
噢 Oh.
只是親一下 JK.
他們長大還真快 不是嗎 They grow up fast, don't they?
- 也許有點太快了 - 是的 - Maybe a little too fast? - Yeah.
還記得我們的初吻嗎 Remember our first kiss?
不記得 No.
因為我們還沒有接過吻 It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet.
- 是的 - 我們結婚了才能接吻 - Yes. - Not until we're married.
- 好吧 - 我的口氣怎麼樣 - Okay. - How's my breath?
非常棒 Amazing.
行了 我想這個就快好了 Okay, I think we're gettin' close here!
- 你知道我喜歡什麼樣的嗎 - 知道 - You know how I like it? - Oh, yeah.
烤到酥脆 Burnt to a crisp
抹上辣味芥末再放很多洋蔥 and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions.
順便問一下 你女朋友喜歡洋蔥嗎 Does your girlfriend like onions, by the way?
好吧 什麼 不 爸爸 Okay, what? No. Dad.
有人需要救援 We're needed.
- 什麼 - 我們走吧 - What? - Let's go.
我們收拾東西吧 你覺得我們... We gotta pack up, and what do you say we, uh...
開新車怎麼樣 ...take the new one?
解除隱身 Uncloaking.
就當是提前送你的生日禮物吧 Let's call it an early birthday present.
謝謝 可以讓我來開嗎 Thanks. Can I drive?
這是提前很早的生日禮物 It's a very early birthday present.
歡迎 兩位守護者 Welcome, Guardians.
哦 天啊 這是全新的G車 對嗎 Oh, my God! This is the new G-mobile, isn't it?
等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
現在才是全新的G車 走吧 Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on!
太酷了 This is sick!
- 看看這個 - 是什麼 - Watch this, watch this, watch this. - Yeah?
嘿 兩位 我是指揮中心的艾恩斯上尉 Hey, guys. Captain Irons, Mission Control.
準備好執行下一項任務了嗎 You ready for your next mission?
是的 順報 接受新任務 Okay, Captain, accept new mission.
啟動推進驅動 Propulsion drive activated.
令人意想不到 Mind blown!
艾恩斯上校目前負責守衛者指揮中心
他仍然主持有關UFO的熱門播客
出於道德考慮 伯傑做了素食主義者
他用藝名「不可能的伯傑DJ」進行演出
巨無霸和莉齊還在約會
並討論他們的初吻計劃
據傳瑪雅正在中央情報局實習
這條消息無法確認
金凱德一家幸福地在一起工作
他們現在都戴著腰包
安塞爾·阿爾貢還活得好好的... 但被困在另一個維度
有人嗎 這裏是什麼地方 Hello? What is this place?
有人嗎 我真的好熱 Anybody? I'm really, really warm.
我的屁股都被淹了 知道這是什麼意思嗎 I got swamp butt, you know what that means?
意思是我背上的汗全都流到屁股上了 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt.
而且感覺不是很好 And it's not a good feeling.
很不爽 Oh, this sucks.
之前我妄圖控制世界 對不起 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world.
我只是需要一點幫助 I just need a little help.
各位 我能聽到你們的聲音 聽上去你們要走了 Guys, I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving!
求你們不要走 Guys, don't leave!
我真的想要上廁所 各位 I really need to use the restroom, guys!
我已經憋了很久了 I've been needing to for a long time!
幫幫我 拜託了 各位 Help me out! Come on, guys.